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Sunscreen + hat combo is such a miracle. I spent all day in direct sun and only my shoulders are a little tan.

Have spent most of today in the pool listening to Elton John. Highly recommend. Elite experience.

Ya know....in the pool, this is kinda nice

The F1 set up this morning.

For Father's Day this year, my dad and I are keeping up our lifelong tradition of one of us being in Missouri. (This is only funny to me.)

Almost 90° at midnight is bonkers. Why do I live here

Cooking is just science you do to food and once you know that, it's easy!!

If you want to learn how to cook, I highly recommend watching the original run of Good Eats with Alton Brown

Oh the vibes in Sky Sports today are weeeeird

I wish everyone in Phoenix a very merry ✨stay hydrated and don't talk to cops✨ protest day

I hurt my back doing a puzzle for too long This cannot possibly be the same body that would do tequila shots until 2am

I should have looked up the runtime of the F1 movie BEFORE I told my dad I'd take him to see it opening weekend as his Father's Day gift

In my next life, I want to be a groundhog at the Canadian GP circuit so I can dart out on the track and scare the shit out of a 22 year old rich boy

I made this!!! From scratch!! Clap now!!!

I am officially on my 5 day summer break ☀️😎✨

I'm really curious to see where this "don't trust American sunscreen" pipeline goes

I think Montreal is like third on my list of F1 races I want to see in person.

Into the wall in FP1 😔

I think maybe I only like my name when you say it

I woke up with this in my head today so this is the song today.

I think the way people talk about Sabrina Carpenter vs the way people talk about Sydney Sweeney is really really interesting.

Does anyone with a podcast wanna give me any tips or advice? We recorded a test episode and I love the idea but I have no idea what I'm doing 🙃

Okay how did Good Store know that I am a slut for a rewards program

Being required to learn a language in order to graduate high school or college is not 100% about teaching you a language It's about trying to get it through your thick skull that other people in other countries have a different way of life and that the one culture you exist in is not the default

Sen. Alex Padilla, D-Calif., was forcibly removed by law enforcement officials after interrupting a news conference in Los Angeles led by Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, who vowed that the Trump immigration crackdown in the city was “not going away.”

If you're thinking about buying a VW, don't!!!

Do you live in Missouri? Ann Wagner and Mark Alford are on the fence about the bill that would gut PEPFAR and endanger millions of lives. PLEASE reach out to them and tell them to save PEPFAR. act.pih.org/global-healt...

There's nothing more expensive than a paid off car

I love Oscar's commitment to the jeans-t shirt-backpack look

I'm getting hyped up for a Leclerc comeback this week. I can just feel it in my bones.

Do we think the kids watching the new Superman movie are going to know who Walter Cronkite was?

THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY SEASON 3 TRAILER AHHHHHHH

I'm just gonna lay on the floor listening to Jack's Mannequin if you need me I will be here on the floor ✌🏻

There's a new trend of guys getting their girlfriends/wives yellow daisies on June 3rd and while it's very sweet all I wanna do is comment that THE JUNE 3RD GUY AND THE ONE THOUSAND YELLOW DAISIES GUY ARE DIFFERENT GUYS combining those references doesn't make SENSE

Well I can tell you that if you do order Piastri merch, it's not a terribly quick shipping process apparently. 🙃

Don't just say it's unconstitutional, remind people that the constitution is full of very good ideas designed to prevent authoritarianism, and most people who want to ignore it want that specifically because they are authoritarian.