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morbi.bsky.social
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[steepling my fingers in deep thought] What does this mean for the Mario timeline

Me: "I need to figure out something to do with the memory loss OC I designed years back" The massive horny lobe stealing oxygen from the rest of my brain: "realistically someone's going to want to see this thing Bounce On It" Me, chuckling: "you're so right as always"

the NYC election has been fun to watch vicariously through my local friends because the ranked voting system means candidates have started cheerfully shaking hands and going "however you choose to rank your vote, be sure to Fuck This Guy In Particular"

I still think the reward for finishing Trial of the Sword should have been letting the Master Sword be completely unbreakable If you've proven you can beat what is, objectively, the most challenging weapon management test in the game, then you've earned the right to break the system over your knee

it's still really funny how Calamity Ganon wasn't even the real guy Ganondorf released a really evil gas cloud capable of machine learning that devastated Hyrule for ten thousand years and then died in like five minutes when he went up to bat for real without even learning he did that

the fact that the parade isn't even trending over on twitter is maybe the most embarrassing indicator of how things are going

Hitting them with the frame-perfect Get The Fuck Outta There

"all of the Sheikah tech shut down and broke into dust after Calamity Ganon was defeated" wow they explicitly stated the thing that was extremely obvious to infer, now everyone can shut up about it (they won't)

wow, it's so crazy to think I've been drawing untold amounts of porn of my friend's webcomic characters for 5 years now... oh and also that it's been updating in general I guess

5 years / 500 halo-head.com/comic/500-al...

"We are going to liberate [Los Angeles] from the burdensome leadership, mayor and governor" is definitely a normal thing you say when you're on the right side of history

it's also morbirthday today. in the gay month. makes you think @morbi.bsky.social

it's extremely funny seeing people in the replies freaking out about this, knowing now that that kickstand is like, actually literally one of the sturdiest parts on the entire unit

tbh I think my favorite little thing about MKW is that they no longer allow your little post-race CPU autopilot to get absolutely dunked on by any items still in play once you've crossed the finish line

Batty pointing at me and going "LMAO IDIOT. GAY DOG." and me wagging my tail and spinning in place because I am a dog and someone is saying words at me!! wow!!!

it's been three days and I simply can't stop thinking about the bit in the final lap version of the MKW Rainbow Road theme with the climactic rising string section

birthed day

the most absurd thing about the "LOS ANGELES IS BURNING" narrative they've been trying to push is that, statistically speaking, every American with access to the internet knows at least one person who lives in Los Angeles who can confirm that No It Is Not

tbh I feel like almost every criticism of TotK's plot is effortlessly explained just by assuming Link is an idiot who forgets any piece of information he's not actively looking at Purah takes ten seconds to actually look at all the critical intel recorded in the Purah pad and chucks it at his head

honestly it's really funny how every piece of Silksong news has this aura of other companies confirming things about its release window and Team Cherry looking up from their desks going "huh?"

Zelda Notes was worth it just for the voice memo where Rauru talks about how Sonia loves those fucked up sky ostriches and made a breeding program to boost their population just a bunch of dumb little ancient hyrule factoids that have me going "yes thank you this was what I wanted to begin with"