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morbi.bsky.social
30's - they/them nb, Ringling grad who draws a webcomic about Idiot Fae. Occasionally 🔞 (blood-soaked Pom icon by @batshaped.bsky.social) merrilandbrowne.com
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Her name is Hello because that's what everyone says when they see her
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like, you could've just put like, themed hats on him
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anyway I have to say it, those transformations, Kong Bananza withstanding, are extremely bad to look at just the hugest "oh this is so coo- Oh. Oh no. Oh I HATE that" whiplash ever
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Her name is Hello because that's what everyone says when they see her
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I've been avoiding Hades 2 material religiously until it's Done but I will gladly let the filters slip for the purposes of seeing that little cartoon spider get it
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which like. to be fair, it's Cuomo. Truly, fuck that guy in particular.
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TotK at least feels like a game properly balanced around the idea that you'd be engaging with those systems That you're always guaranteed weapon parts scaled to a defeated enemy means you're always getting a return when you invest in fights, compared to how fights in BotW will often give you Nothing
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when u and ur friend think of the same joke at the same time
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Farore revoking my triforce of courage for this one
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how did you people see the entire shrine of resurrection completely stripped bare including the walls and not immediately go "oh some fucking MAGIC self-destruct shit happened here"
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like, they had a network of mystical monk spirits powering their shit for like 10,000+ years, why was it so confusing to people that those guys going away might have Zelda-type magical consequences
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i take massive pride in my work, but i also pride myself on 100 yearly updates as well as on no paywalls ever—everyone gets to read at the same time for free. that said the animation industry still hasn't recovered so tips are appreciated from those with the means ko-fi.com/batshaped
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thanking batty every day for allowing me to pay my rent drawing Pepper's fat tits for the various perverts in her work's orbit
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just deeply embarrassing paper tiger shit, they are so terrified of even the tiniest challenges And They Should Be
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sorry Kristi I can't hear you over the sound of you murdering puppies for being mildly inconvenient
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whenever I say "shapely" legs, I mean it like
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Welcome Tour really should have been a pack-in if only because huge chunks of it are dedicated to Nintendo anticipating your anxieties over some delicate-looking part of the unit and then pulling you aside to go "actually we engineered the FUCK out of this thing, your dumb child is NOT breaking it"
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it's actually kind of unnerving, the first time you fold it out, you're like, "hm, this feels distressingly light and flimsy" and then you learn that's just because it's made out of a fucking aluminum alloy
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if I'm in my little victory animation then you're legally obligated to Fuck Off
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the Mario Kart team was holding on to a full decade's worth of spite over everyone calling MK8's Rainbow Road boring so they could make this one
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dlajdlajksla I saw this guy's routine in a friend's streaming server a little while back a truly bizarre bit [evil] to commit to, though I assume he's also just not in his right mind
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it's so funny how consistently my brain keeps going "wow I can't believe I'm already 35" before remembering I'm actually turning 34 this year
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It's, you know, the most populous county in the country
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If you enjoyed the base game, definitely There's a decent number of new story missions and Sooga is like, legit one of the best characters in the game, he can just freely parry most attacks in the game
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The Shrine of Resurrection didn't give him amnesia he's just naturally like that
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throwback to me inoculating myself against every TotK narrative thinkpiece in the two years to come
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I think people are severely underestimating how many folks in the military might actually feel a little demoralized about the idea of being ordered to oppress what is inevitably going to include a lot of their own families and community members
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this is what a truly powerful pantyshot looks like