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Analytics, criminology by trade. Here for the journalism and Memphis Grizzlies. Ranting to myself, the Big Thoughts that ruin Thanksgiving dinner that I can throw into the void.
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No one showed up. Soldiers going through the motions. No enthusiasm. Crowds of protesters across the country. Signs and cheering. I want to be hopeful, but the cynical/analytical/reasonable side of me won’t believe a handful of video clips.

We used to call it “Janet sarcasm” because she’d say something stupid, she’d double down when we pointed out how she’s wrong, and once cornered she’d go “guys, I was being sarcastic! I can’t believe you fell for it.” So when MAGA says T was trolling, I hear “guys, I was being sarcastic!”

Was once in a meeting and the presenter for the life of him could not get the screen working. After a few restarts it finally came up…with a Thunder background. Dude, you’re in the grindhouse, even the wifi is telling you to get that shit outta here.

Detain <> arrest. Store security detains a shoplifter until the police arrive to arrest them. Getting outraged over a detention diminishes your credibility. Crying wolf. The Reuters article is short on details as to what led to it. It warrants concern, but save the outrage for actual violations.

they officially did the onion article

If you’re going to move somewhere, for any reason, you need to do your research. Like that this administration lies, uses people as political props, discards them when they’re no longer useful, and loves to screw people over.

ICE has conditioned us to think their sole purpose is kidnapping. Now when LE serves a legitimate warrant, if one ICE guy shows up everyone assumes it’s a kidnapping, and they could wrongly assault LE. Odds on ICE uses it as further proof they should be in plainclothes.

They LOVE popularity contests - the only possible reason for not reacting is they truly believe every single number from every single source is fake news. They handed out the koolaid and had some themselves.

FFS the ONLY result of this is actual criminals will be released because there’s no room in the jail. JFC Hey Dems - MESSAGE THE REAL WORLD UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES THAT Rs WILL ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND.

*gestures at one of the bike rooms with $5k worth of stuff*

Cool, let’s ban flags of the country Confederated States of America then.

Real LEOs don’t just show their faces, they also use body cams and sign their name to incident reports in high-conflict situations. These guys: - Want to larp as big bad LEOs - Are too chickenshit to show their faces - Know what they’re doing will send them to prison in the long run

I believe in coincidences, but it’s too convenient that abrego-Garcia, rendered due to an admin error, was brought back to face actual criminal charges. Either they wanted to render him all along and admin error was the excuse, or we have gone off the cliff of trumped up charges.

Here's the thing about improved street lighting, affordable housing, cognitive behavioral therapy for young men, drug treatment, mental health access, speed cameras, and and and and and: They reduce crime. AND they can't try to arrest members of Congress.

“The information environment” is another way of saying “they heard what they wanted to hear and didn’t question it further”. Their lack of critical thinking is what got us here.

Who knew that reality wasn’t black and white?

I have this bad feeling that the plain clothes, masks, and failure to ID as ICE is intentional: people have a right to defend themselves in America against perceived threats. But if someone does in this situation, against masked assailants, ICE can argue assault on an officer. Instant criminal.

The scary thing about this is that these are already standard in research, but by spelling it out in an EO, people will think they’re not. They’ll think research from here on out will have more credibility and use it to discredit well-established facts they don’t like.

Yes, hot spot policing does reduce crime. It’s been widely reported and hardly suppressed. I studied it myself. It’s also widely known that it disproportionately affects minorities and fails to address the causes. But that context is inconvenient so their links go to screenshots not studies.

I think it’s fair that you shouldn’t hold public office beyond the age of the median American lifespan. Even if your birthday is in the middle of the term. Maybe that would motivate them to improve American healthcare 🤔

I’m convinced Rs have drunk their own koolaid. Believe the protesters are paid, the town halls are packed with Ds, the polls are fake news. They fell for their own propaganda telling America this is what’s best for the country, it’s what everyone wants. Which is worse than malice. Can’t stop stupid.

One of the most significant moments of the 2026 cycle likely happened Tuesday night during the Ways and Means markup of the tax portion of Republicans' reconciliation bill. It got no attention at the time and little since, but it is wildly important. Here's what happened--

On the plus side, I’ve learned a lot about the constitution and functions of the executive branch.

Ways this could happen: * Medicare sets hard caps on what recipients pay * trump sets hard caps on what insurance can charge customers * trump sets hard caps on what pharma can charge anyone * trump has compromising information on all healthcare providers. So yeah, not gonna happen

Short thread (hopefully in plain English) on the nuclear deterrence dynamics in the India-Pakistan relationship and where this goes if escalation continues. <1>

Memphians did not want this facility. They saw right through it. City leaders bulldozed through the opposition by making xAI pinky swear they wouldn’t use gas generators. They also pinky swore they wouldn’t use water from the aquifer, so we’ll see how that goes.

It wasn’t much but my paranoid self was inclined to find a foundation inspector on Monday to make sure the house wasn’t about to fall off the mountain. Whew! 😅

Pope Leo's first sermon and, uh, his using the phrase "be ever more fully a city set upon a hill" and cf'ing it to Rev 21:10 instead of any of the others before saying "many baptized Christians" are "living in a state of practical atheism" is. Well. Shots fired! www.npr.org/2025/05/09/g...

NEW from me. My latest piece in The Atlantic does a deep budget dive to determine how much money DOGE is truly saving. Remember that Elon Musk initially promised $2 trillion, then $1 trillion, and now $150 billion. It has been closer to a few billion per month.🧵 www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

CEO of Nabisco criticizes Cookie Monster

Our officers are busy fighting crime and our jail space is reserved for criminals, thank you very much. We’re not doing ICE’s job for them.

That he made this his entire identity is not our problem. We are not his emotional support voters. It’s called retirement, he should try it out.