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Dog mom. Literature lover. Pop culture nerd. Sad blue dot in a southern red sea. #Colts #Cubs #SPNFamily #BonJoviForever
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Queen Latifa is one of the most beautiful and talented women, ever. She doesn't get enough hype for being phenomenally multi-talented.

Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years. Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.

Ermahgerd!!! #TheBoys www.instagram.com/reel/DGi318P...

I watched a documentary on Max that I don't even want to name. I never would have watched it if I had known the assholes were going to show images of a woman's corpse without warning. And then they follow it up with a first responder talking about how they held up sheets to stop lookyloos. Ironic.

I need the producers of The Jinx to re-interview the jury from Robert Durst's TX trial after hearing his hot mic confession. If that's not in pt2, I'm going to scream. I'll never understand how people in this country can be so damned stupid. I know, I know. Look around. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

I need SNL to make the SNL NYC musical because I'd pay to see it. πŸ˜‚ #SNL50

Giuliani Hamilton wasn't on my bingo card, but that was great. #SNL50

Don’t you just love how the people who wanted school open during the pandemic think we don’t need a Department of Education?

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I cannot believe they got thee Meryl Streep to do a close encounters sketch as Kate's mom! This is gold! #SNL50

I do not understand this choice of having Miley Cyrus cover Sinead O'Connor. #SNL50 Brittany Howard I understand, but Miley on this song is... odd.

Oh shit. Cher is sitting next to Kevin Costner at #SNL50. So maybe that concert performance love look was real. Or did they just fix the seating chart based on social medias response?

Eddie Murphy doing Tracy Morgan next to Tracy Morgan is hysterical. #SNL50

If you want to see how history repeats itself, or read terrifying parallels to the current US administration, check out this book. Hitler's American Friends by Brad Hart. Available in all formats, audiobook available on Spotify. open.spotify.com/show/7osiTNX...

"Putin's protege plans to name himself chair if Kennedy Center, fire board members." Fixed the headline.

Things that make me want to scream today: 1. The Save Act. 2. North Dakota as a Christian Nationalist state. 3. Idaho removing public education. 4. $7B arms deal with Israel. 5. Being a fucking woman in the United States.

Hank Azaria just posted what may be my new favorite video. #Friends

@jlh009.bsky.social this is hilarious

Sanity break: Wordle 1,329 3/6 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I've been good for a long time, but after rage venting online and then emailing my representatives, I decided to eat my feelings all damn day and drink a bottle of wine. Maybe I'll actually be able to sleep with a full belly and a boozy brain instead of lying awake, panic stricken. #FDT

How many days in a row do I plan to email my Republican state officials about Elon Musk? Every day until they actually fkn do something! Y'all, it's really easy. They all have fillable forms on their websites. Let them know how you feel.

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

If I say that people needing help should still be newsworthy, and your first thought is to argue with me about it, just go fuck yourself. I don't have any more time for you. Google is free and so is compassion. ✌🏻

Tariffs will shut down North American auto production within a week, the industry warns. Canada’s auto sector exported $51 billion worth of vehicles in 2023 and 93% of them went to the U.S. Within days, the entire industry could shut down.

Don't misunderstand what I'm about to say bc my heart genuinely aches for fire victims in California. With that said, seeing it mentioned on the #Grammys without any mention of the victims of Helene who are STILL displaced feels like a slap. Does the rest of the country not know how bad it is there?

I want off this ride. I didn't fuck around so why do I have to find out? 😭