morsmortis.bsky.social
traduttore, traditore
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Chowder Sanders
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No one’s drafting him bc he’s not a real guy, just a glossy shell full of tubes and centrifuges that don’t actually do anything. Loose blood everywhere.
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Do you say “sha-DOOr”? Is it like “cheddar”? Do you say it in an overcranked French accent?
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stopping by CVS on my way to the movies:
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(from the Suzanne Vega song and Seinfeld)
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I feel like I know what you mean, the kind I used to get at Tom’s at 112 and Broadway in Manhattan
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this guy said friend chicken
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I disagree with the guy sometimes but this is plainly true
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find a new cliche, man
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Also feels a little like you’ve lost when you concede that the satirical piece that doesn’t mention you is about you.
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wonder if there’s another cliche he can use to describe it, maybe one of those German compound words?
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depends what you mean by “useful”
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love this one
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I think the proper response is that yes, got the same amount of “due process” as Laken Riley because, like her, he is the victim of a crime, and like her murderer, his kidnappers must be arrested, tried, convicted & imprisoned.
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How does the mayor of New York City control New York State’s Canadian border? (Genuinely asking, are there mechanisms I’m not thinking about creatively enough?)
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Maybe they’re thinking of Finland. Common mistake.
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So if you’re approaching the thing from “where we are right now” then AOC would probably be the favorite. When I say things can change a lot between now and 2028, it means hey, maybe Newsom could mount a case eventually? But right now, the actual party isn’t buying what he’s selling.
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Also the “party” is the voters of the Democratic Party, among whom AOC is very popular. Hard to think of a time when the “party establishment” has carried less sway with the actual party than right now.
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I guess I just don’t get what this guy is doing or why
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ok man
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ok man
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hard to say any of this in April 2025
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Fargo
No Country for Old Men
Psycho
Goodfellas
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wife and I can’t stop asking each other “what is that, a monchhichi?”
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youtu.be/6W2XUrYw0Po?...
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I would like to try the chop suey sandwich
The rest of you are cowards
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it has never been more dangerous to be jewish in this country and it has nothing to do with college students protesting genocide and everything to do with nazis controlling the white house.
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most of the time when I see this prompt format it’ll be like “without saying The Men Who Stare at Goats, what’s your fave Ewan McGregor film”
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Is it the ketchup-as-salad-dressing one?
or is that one even real?
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“some” and “occasionally” doing an insane amount of work here lol
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Can’t you hear me yell-a
You’re putting me through hell-a
Stella!
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“You Can Always Depend on the Kindness of Strangers” never fails to make me laugh
youtu.be/fVmBtNaDXQg?...
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I liked it!
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seriously what on earth
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what?
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You will be creating unnecessary barriers to registering to vote
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Blood Simple
Blue Velvet
Fargo
Psycho