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Gen X woman from Yorkshire. You could hand me a bag of fucks and they'd shrivel on contact.
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Remember in the 70s when it wasn't really alright to call someone a retard but we were kids and didnt know better? Why is murica still OK with that shit? Smfh.

Two nights with a CPAP mask and it's unbelievable how much more awake I feel. It's like stopping breathing in my sleep thirty times an hour was bad for me or something...

Quite fancy being paid to move to Australia, then spending my days sewing hundreds of thousands of rabbit skins into one huge, house-sized taxidermy rabbit. I realise this wouldn't be for everyone, but they really hate rabbits over there.

Wouldn't it be great if politicians had to tell the truth? That shit should be law.

My first uninterrupted, blissful good night's sleep in forever (thanks CPAP) and the husband shakes me awake at 6am because he thinks I'm dead. Snoring is proof of life. Sigh.

The sober and authoritative analysis of the British newspapers is world beating

Trump calling Zelenskyy a dictator is equal parts hysterical and horrific. Hear Putins new pet bark. Woof woof, MAGA. Woof Woof.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Oh fuck off, Vance. You want a taste of British values? It tastes a lot like half a housebrick. Smile mate.

If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.

For Valentines I was treated to a special rant about how it's all consumerism gone mad and why would buying flowers show how much he loves me and oh its gone all American these days anyway. #romantic

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

The list of people I hope die immediately is growing.

At last, a health secretary who’ll do something about miasma

No matter what I say to my husband, he doggedly denies both that Egyptians built the pyramids at Giza and that prehistoric man didn't exist. Fossil records, paintings in caves, extensive archaeological investigation... nope. It's all aliens. I still love him, even though he's infuriating.

That's right Labour, appease the vocal few with your sickening videos of deportation. We *totally* voted for you to do this. So, so different from the Tories. You disgust me.

Two days in a row I've attended hospital appointments with my husband and for two days every person we've interacted with has assumed that I'm the patient. #wheelchair

Putting myself up for the Archbishops job. I don't particularly want it, but as an atheist I'm already more open minded and happy to spread some actual morality about. In with women bishops, all the gay bishops, trans bishops. Out with paedo apologist bishops. See? Winning ideas already.

We are watching the end of the United States unfolding. Do the billionaires give a damn? Nope, they've all got yachts in Monaco and penthouses in Italy they can retreat to while the USA burns.

Trump is all Hey! Look over here! Look at me with my shiny tariffs! while in the background Space Karen is making off with your granny's social security.

I don't know what the country would do if those UK Trump-lovers took their meagre possessions and upped-sticks to Wyoming or something. However would we cope without them? #ByeFelicia

Donald Donald Donald. Tut. We don't want your subpar cars. We don't want your bleachy farm products. We don't really want you at all. Mr Trump.. fuck off.

All a bit doomsday, isn't it.

2025 was the longest January on record.

Oh fuck me, he's blaming disabled people. Oh my god

Sure, Don. Make a political point on the deaths of a plane full of people. You vile, balding, pussy-grabbing goblin.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

As my husband heads out into the storm for an afternoon of beer with his mates, I get to spend 4 blissfully silent hours with nothing but my dog, my bed and my book. Oh, and the howling 60mph wind, but that's quite restful really.

Imagine watching that sermon and thinking it was "nasty." We elected a man who thinks mercy has no place in a house of worship. God help us.