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“Fuck off, you pricks” said Toad.

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every day there’s a new guy posting “my cybertruck broke down and it smells like piss and the battery fell out and people piss on me when i drive past and there’s exposed brick somehow and it was delivered with literal actual piss filled to the brim in all the cup holders, but—“

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

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Respectfully, if you're still on Twitter, like what in the actual fuck is even wrong with you. And don't give me that 'awareness' garbage like, "i need to know where the strip clubs are so that i can avoid them" 🤣 Seriously. 86 that shit like yesterday

submitted 22 hours ago • 6 comments

She's got style She's got grace She's a winner She’s a lady Whoa whoa whoa She’s a lady

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

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"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

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Deer

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youtu.be/BMzeznCyX8w?...

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I really love Harry and Tom’s friendship. The Chute was another damn good episode of Voyager.

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Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only.

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Someone should do something about Barron just to nip that shit in the bud.

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The last good television show host was Craig Ferguson

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Ate too much pizza too fast

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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

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The importance of being Ernest, know what I mean?

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Hey, congrats to these dipshits.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Man, Voyager found their stride halfway through season two. Great episodes of old school sci-fi.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Who gives a shit what Mike Pence thinks? Fucker sat back and enabled this shit for four years. Get hanged, asshole.

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It took this evil, dumb fuck less than a month to hand over Europe to Putin.

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Sic semper tyrannis

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This country doesn’t have a king.

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The one thing I wish every kid knew is that you absolutely are going to have to totally start over in life, probably a couple of times. Your career, your marriage, your social circle, your sense of identity - at least one of them is going be like a sand castle hit by a wave.

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I wrote a haiku about what’s been on my mind lately — Baseball baseball hey Baseball baseball baseball now Baseball baseball please

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There was a man so wise, \ He jumped into \ A sandy place \ And burnt out both his eyes! \ And when he knew his eyes were gone, \ He offered no complaint. \ He summoned up a vision \ And made himself a saint. —Children's Verse

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we need to go back to a world where presidents think it's a cool and good idea to go to the world's fair and sit there out in the open shaking hands with anyone who lines up to shake their hand

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Elon Musk’s 100+ children finding out who their father is

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Ghost Dog is a movie that sounds like some sort of fever dream when you describe it to people. "Forrest Whittaker plays a samurai who works for elderly Italian mobsters. He raises pigeons and his best friend is a Haitian ice cream salesman who speaks only French."

submitted 5 days ago • 137 comments

The cyclical evolution from ape to man to spaceman to angel-starchild-superman is complete.

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#NowWatching 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) What a movie

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Dog

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The few minutes I saw of that SNL "aren't we great!" celebration was so unfunny and try-hard. Such a corny fuckin show.

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That's enough of this guy showing up on my feed.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment