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They don't tell you this in Catechism Class but if you read the New Testament backwards it’s actually instructions for building an Adirondack chair

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “wow who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself you nazi scum”

“Homegrown” = dissenters of MAGA

Good way to see the current tariffs, as of literally today, is no tariffs on high value add manufactured goods marketed to middle and upper middle classes. Massive tariffs for cheap consumer items which amount to the biggest economic privilege of working class/middle class life in US.

look if you want a realistic understanding of how healthy cocaine is for your heart you have to interview a lot of cartel leadership, otherwise you're just not armed with the information you need to make that judgement

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: waffles and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then everyone crowds into the old unmarked van to drive around town grabbing random people and sending them to El Salvador torture prisons. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.

in order to be considered real children of the corn they must come from the demonic region of nebraska, otherwise they’re just kids of the maize

They defunded schools at the same time they rolled back child labor laws…

Fox News admits that Trump is fascist.

Me laying in bed at night contemplating alternate careers

In a world of Paul Weiss and Donald Trump, be a Marc Elias.

This is how our government has been corrupted:  1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office.  2) Elected officials rewrite the rules in the donors' favor.  3) Donors make a huge profit.  4) Repeat. For the sake of democracy, we must get Big Money out of politics.

#EmilyPike mattered. All of the missing, murdered and victims of violence matter. Indigenous women & missing people of color aren't getting the media coverage or attention they deserve. Come join me, educate yourselves, and stand for them resources: www.bia.gov and www.blackandmissinginc.com/

Do you know why rural and working people are listening to Walz and AOC and Bernie? Because they tell the damn truth. Because they are passionate about people. Because they are authentic. Because they care. They are the new face of the opposition.

mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

They lost their savings investing in Trump’s meme coin, and their Medicaid benefits will be slashed in Trump’s new budget. Now they’re in a financial hole, and there’s only one person they trust to get them out: Donald Trump.

25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!

Your Daily Affirmation: I am immobilized by shame for my country on behalf of those who are unable to feel it. I will endeavor to push through.

Call me crazy, but my idea of making America great involves a lot fewer Nazis.

Idiocracy was a documentary

I've decided next time someone says they'll pray for me I'll say "Oh, I don't believe in magic," as casually as if I'm turning down ketchup with my fries

What’s your favorite song about being welcomed to the Hotel California

I know Elon has claimed he’s on the spectrum, and people have various theories on it, but what if he’s just a racist asshole who’s high on ketamine all the time?

You want to know a terrible secret about White Nationalists? Their arrogance and disdain for women, minorities, and academics are an outward manifestation of an inner feeling of inadequacy. They hate because they fear being inferior. They're dangerous because they're terrified of being exposed.

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

Not All Klansmen Wear Hoods

The new cover of TIME.

Pam Bondi is disbanding the Foreign Influence Task Force - the FBI team that is charged with combatting foreign meddling in US elections. Trump: “I’m supposed to say she’s going to be totally impartial… I’m not sure if there’s a possibility of totally.”

Interesting to see how quickly American foreign policy pivoted from "Get clean drinking water for children without hope" to "Do ethnic cleansing for condos with Mediterranean views."

The overwhelming need to return to MySpace and just focus on what song I want playing in the background.

Shoutout to all the straight white women who voted for Trump without realizing that they would be considered DEI hires too.

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Convo with my friend from Hungary tonight who left after Orban’s election. She said “your head will spin with all the wild stuff they try to pull, new things every day, but don’t take your eyes off the money. It’s all about the money, and what they’re stealing, and for whom.”

You just know it’s gonna be ‘Tiny House On The Prairie’ and Pa builds a micro-hydro powerplant to power his greenhouse where he grows specialty hops for the IPA he brews for the orphans in town or some woke shit like that.

Robert F. Kenney got into Harvard by submitting an application that was a single page long and consisted entirely of his name. Here's why it's time to end DEI.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~George Orwell, 1984

"It didn't start with gas chambers. It started with one party controlling the media, controlling the message. One party deciding what is truth while censoring speech and silencing opposition. One party dividing citizens into US and THEM and calling on their supporters to harass THEM." It started.

First date idea: punching n*zis

David Lynch would want me to see NIN