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i think its funny people hate ultra sun and moon bc theyre just better versions of sun and moon that fix a lot of the problems from them

liberals cant do anything except set up single day boycotts where they dont go to the store to buy groceries so they feel good about themselves. thats not going to do anything buddy you literally bought groceries there yesterday

moooom you dont understand kelseys a passoid i cant be friends with her anymore

thank you united healthcare for not paying for anything:) i looooove you :)

me activating my almonds because im bored

the moonlight was so strong last night

i just learned someone hit a kid on their way to work and instead of doing anything they liveblogged it on their twitter account. fascinating?

i think im just the allergy med girl everyone comes to me for allergy meds. and i always have them fuck my life

pissing hard as hell into the bowl like im trying to drill for rare minerals

please let me hump your wiring

bo4 is such a weird game why are the chaos story maps actually decent while aether story gets fucking alpha omega. why?

she just asked to smell my lunch is she fucked in the head

i need to be stomach fat or i might go insane

i need to order him a subway

had a dream where i had to take a bath with a fat hairy guy FUCK yes

breeding hips?

walks into the titantic museum and experiences deep sea pressure and implodes instantly

unfollowing = breakfast muting = lunch blocking = dinner and hiding replies? heh, that's dessert.

big fan of master quest dodongos cavern which just makes you do the dungeon in reverse order and is also the most boring place on the planet

playing pc ports of japanese games from the 2010s is incredible. why dont they have audio settings

i wish wolf link was anthro, sigh

its kind of funny how a lot of southerners think that things in the rest of the US are unique to them like buddy the most important contribution the south will have in 20 years is kudzu will spread to the rest of the country and kill us all

growing up is knowing the two hottest simpsons characters are dr nick and dr hibbert. its not a question you cant compete with them

im trying to think of the movies i watched the most as a kid and so far all i can think of is disneys sword in the stone, spongebob movie, and the rugrats go wild. i never liked the rugrats

king harkinian voice: mah boy, these clean nuts are what all true warriors strive for

call me disturbed the way im ruining the sound of silence

they say that inside deku tree is footjob

am i cooked i thought about tube feeding snd my only other thought was i have to get the tube item from kakariko first though

its not a choice anymore you will like me

theres a chuck wendig in the white house, impeach naow!

i think my heads kind of fucked but i can still love sonits fine

what if he has called cliffhumper and had lots of sex and never died