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mr-curmudgeon.bsky.social
62yo Centrist grouch. Here for the shitposts. No cam girls or MAGATs plz.
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Nachos solve anything.
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Fuck you Mark Zuckerberg for deciding for me how many friends I should have.
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... Keep the people stupid.
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Tbf, it's a really nice hat.
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I crushed an empty milk carton this morning. It wound up looking a lot like the swastikar.
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In my mind, this is a silver lining.
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The Vatican art collection would make his head explode.
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Will you magically resurrect?
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I did that once. It. still ended up in a face plant.
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I can help, but I'm left-handed so I might smear the ink.
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The last sentence is wild coming from a MAGA org.
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If they didn't have Prime, they would have been charged extra for the return trip.
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What do you plan to do about it?
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You're not wrong about the turtleneck thing.
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Totally agree with most of this, but I'm afraid the last sentence is wishful thinking, at least in my lifetime.
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I love this for you, @fpwellman.bsky.social!
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Grumpy shorts
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Sounds great. Get it done. We hired you to make our lives better.
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I'm prognosticating Pritzker will enter the fray.
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Measles, as we know it- Has officially been renamed: Freedom Sores Enjoy & stay tf out of our hospitals!
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In other words, back to normal.
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Remember how happy she looked when she first took the reins? Working for the Cheeto rapidly diminishes people.