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mr-irony.bsky.social
Anger, not despondency. Preparation, not disbelief. And if they kill your sense of humor, they’ve fully done you in.
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In the interest of a faster recovery and future harmony, I propose we offer a brief amnesty period for GOP voters: Turn in your dumb red hats, your ear bandages, diapers, and Cybertrucks, and admit you got it wrong. Renounce future support for the GOP, and we promise not to hold it against you.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

People gonna start hiding eggs in shipments of fentanyl, mark my words.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Why is Trump begging for eggs from the countries he’s pissed off the most? Why not ask Russia??

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I remember when I thought zip-loc seals were a tech revolution. But over fifty years later there still hasn’t been a single manufacturer to make a resealable package that works for the life of the product inside. And yes, I’m bitter.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Poor Elon. Being a full-time international douchebag while continuing to egregiously misrepresent his capabilities as a tech leader and a human has turned out to be...ein echter kampf.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 63 days ago • 552 comments

I’m NOT on Facebook and got off it years ago. As I said, this is a FAKE account. Asking Facebook to take it down has gotten me nowhere.

submitted 67 days ago • 30 comments

Hey, if they can no longer be reimbursed for travel, at least they cut their risk of dying in a plane crash under Elon’s gutted FAA!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

The Trump stock market is a shitshow. Who else is unsurprised?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Medicaid covers... -40% of births nationwide -50% of kids with special needs -72 million people in total Remember this as Republicans move to gut the program to finance tax cuts that will overwhelmingly go to the richest 1% of Americans.  "Party of family values."

submitted 69 days ago • 184 comments

Somehow, in the war between Russia and Ukraine, the first country to surrender was America.

submitted 69 days ago • 89 comments

"Vescio found that the more insecure you are as a man, the more you support tough guy right-wing policies." Hard yes to all this.

submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments

100% agree with this.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT: tomorrow, February 28th, is the Economic Blackout. I ain’t buying shit. Plan ahead, but if you must buy essentials, use cash and support local businesses only. No corporate chains!

submitted 72 days ago • 393 comments

Moment of Zen, pt. 2: Tesla stock down 34% since mid-December, and nearly 20% in the last five trading sessions. Approaching the 200-day MA. Don’t know who this helps, but I sleep a little better seeing this.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I'm LIVE on @hartmannreport.com talking about my latest article on how the fix is already in for 2026. www.youtube.com/live/e3DJ2Lt... 📞 Got questions? >>> 202 808 9925

submitted 73 days ago • 5 comments

Does it work on republicans?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

There are some very fine oligarchs on both sides! All sides!

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s moment of Zen.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Women, beware fascists telling you that they’re just trying to protect you. It’s bullshit when racists said it; it’s bullshit when transphobes say it.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

We grew up hearing that airline travel was safer than driving. Soon that may no longer be true. Unless you’re driving a Tesla, of course.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone done a wellness check on Elon?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

At least we have a strong, healthy CDC, and ongoing membership in WHO! Oh…what?

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Remember: Wealth can’t be separated from power. Power begets wealth and wealth begets power. We're seeing in real time how the extreme concentration of wealth is distorting our politics, rigging our markets, and granting unprecedented power to a handful of billionaires.

submitted 75 days ago • 77 comments

The perfect, and also regrettable truth.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments