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mranxiety.bsky.social
I'm scared to post as me on the internet, realised it was making me shy IRL. So I'm trying this to overcome that. Maintains a series of loosly connected Spreadsheets for a living.
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i may have found a helpful analogy for how to describe atproto lexicons to “normal” everyday users

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

REGEXEXTRACT is my favourite formula today. Lets say you had data that said "12 months" because up until 10 minutes ago, that made sense to enter it in that way. But now you need to do maths on the number and an actual date. REGEXEXTRACT be like "Hold my beer. Yo EDATE, lets go to work!"

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

While temporarily possessed by @jcsalterego.bsky.social I mixed both together and drank it. Just tasted like regular Apple juice.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

"it's six of one, half dozen of the other" we get it, you can afford and barehand a dozen eggs

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

I discovered that you can get different varieties of apple as juice, instead of just an all encompassing Apple juice. I like Pink Lady apples. But Granny Smith Apple juice is way better.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I've reached a point with querying spreadsheets where I need to optimise my formulas for performance. Now I can re-run a query without Google Chrome seizing up for a couple minutes.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Listening to Progressive Trance while tending to my spreadsheet is a nice way to spend a Friday night.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

saw a billboard on the way home that read: “less shower lingering, more speedy sudsing” didn’t see who sponsored it, but I want them to know they can fuck all the way off. if I have to face the world each day, I deserve half an hour to boil myself alive and let the tears run straight down the drain

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

My @cred.blue score is 288! 🦋 I've been on Bluesky for 122 days, joined during the "public release" era, and have a social status of "Highly Engaging Explorer" Get your score: cred.blue

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Is it weird that I really like using Salesforce's eLearning platform Trailhead? It scratches the itch Pokemon programmed into my brain when I was a kid: Collect badges to progress and rank up.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I spent two hours rebuilding a spreadsheet my boss made and cleaning up data in another spreadsheet so that we know the thing we need to do. Then a completely different boss from higher up in the company comes swooping in and introduces a third spreadsheet which needs work to do the thing we need.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I've been using Sololearn on and off for years. This is the first time I've ever finished a course and got a certificate. I was inspired to get back into it after seeing all the cool as hell stuff people are making here. So shoutout to you for writing awesome code.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

My morning commute banger today.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Is it ironic that BuzzFeed is saying "AI algorithms lead to the proliferation of content that elicits the most compulsive and predictable response from the human brain.” When their core product is clickbait that elicits the most compulsive and predictable response from the human brain.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Oh this share results feature is great. Totally using it to test it out for @dame.is and absolutely not to just flex my alt text score. My alt text rating score is 100.00% ☺️ 244 posts analyzed, 50 contain images, 50 have alt text... Get your Bluesky alt text rating here: dame.is/ratingalttext

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I find it's hard to sleep because I'm lying here in bed thinking about how hard it is to sleep.

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Quick tip for those who don’t have or don’t want to use a second email account for setting up additional accounts: If you have a Gmail account, you can create unlimited variations by adding a +suffix to your email handle.

submitted 15 days ago • 29 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 16 days ago • 119 comments

today

submitted 16 days ago • 42 comments

slack canvases are goated when remembering to do stuff is the vibe

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Sundried tomato and basil pesto with chunks of Kabana mixed through fettuccine is a solid 'what do I do with this leftover Kabana that's even a little more creative then eating straight out the pack' meal.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I've been thinking a lot recently about how one thing science needs generally is a **social network for sharing big data**, so I wrote this. hackmd.io/wKKm4cIDR6a9... 🧵

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

Tending to my spreadsheets feels to me like how people who like gardening tell me they feel when gardening.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 52 comments

I spent 3 hours building a formula that imports data I could have copy/pasted in an hour.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

A great read listing some alternatives to popular apps. The big struggle is encouraging people to move. To quote one of my co-workers who read the article: We've effectively vendor-locked in society

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

absolutely eternal tune, i always come back to it eventually despite how low key it is

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Looking for some "sunrise" inspiration on @codepen.io and found these beauties! "Sunrise over still lake" by Paulina Hetman - codepen.io/pehaa/pen/yL... 🪡 ... 👇

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments