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Overseer of the 4th Chamber in the Shaolin Temple. Went to law school and was a sports blogger, so check my resume, your residence is residue.
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I’m betting on the Pacers to win Game 7 tonight because if a Republican-led US government is starting wars over spurious claims that Muslim countries are developing WMD programs, Haliburton is probably about to get a big win

Some people get into journalism because they’re skeptical of power, and others do so because they’re impressed by it. Moments like this are clarifying with respect to who’s who.

I was an RA in college. An incredibly good-looking woman wanted to hang with me on a night I was on duty. I let her pick the movie. American History X.

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

Absolute banger of a thread! Let's go!!!

SOUND THE ALARMS @edsbs.bsky.social

never getting a dime from me www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/u...

huh i wonder why the occupation that is literally Professional Empathy Haver isn't populated by the me-first-fuck-you assholes of the world

Wait. Chelsea legend Felipe Luis is the Manager of Flamengo?

$10,000,000,000

I think we're sleeping on "The Surprising Wisdom of Russell Brand" here.

Ok, it wasn't just me.

Let’s explore the concept of a space DUI because I know who definitely has one

THIS

Did an impromptu trip to a @portlandbangers.bsky.social game and game and that was really fun

Through the first 10 minutes of the @chelseafcn.bsky.social match on TUDN... I think my favorite Spanish pronuciation is Noni Madueke.

A perfect thread

My dad, ever the Chicagoan Mike Royko.

omg thank you Fox News 😭

The god damn best.

I hugged Bison Dele (RIP) on Sunset Blvd the year he won a title with the Bulls.

"For us, Bluesky has supplanted X. But most people have not made that move, and may not be familiar with Bluesky’s favorite topic: Bluesky." Thinking about starting a separate app called Worrying About Bluesky And Screenshotting Newspaper Headlines. Just to free this one up a little