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“His best since Scary Monsters” “The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
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Either I’m becoming less critical in my musical listening, or the vintage bands are having a great creative spurt. Smashing new songs from Suede and Pulp and album return from Stereolab.

Time Lords are so flirty. #DoctorWho

Quick chance of a second consecutive trophy in the UEFA Super Cup.

Bad result if there were any still employed Manchester United tea ladies.

Europa Sunday League.

Greetings cultural cousins.

“There’s a brave coyote trying to catch a nasty roadrunner. And he’s using the failing Acme company’s products and can’t stop him because of woke. Very sad.”

Just come up on shuffle, the most 80s song in existence. Absolutely ridiculous. I love it. youtu.be/f53dnLHoqGo?...

David Cameron quietly smiles. His unshakeable self confidence tells him that after successfully avoiding chaos with Ed Miliband, a decade later his actions are still resolving the question of Europe.

Brexit reporting: we decided to shit on the carpet. Why are you dishonouring that decision by trying to clean some of it up?

I guess we still need to give Elon Musk the benefit of the doubt unless he was to do some Nazi salute or something www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Leicestershire HAMMERING Middlesex and Leicester City ONE PLACE OFF SAFETY. What a time to be alive!

Come on Tim! #Eurovision

Is this the In Memoriam section? #Eurovision

Strict French labour laws not allowing her to fix that leak. #Eurovision

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night, I work all day #Eurovision

Portugal getting their acoustic guitar out at the house party. #Eurovision

Malta. #Eurovision

Finnish entry produces stirrings on the sofa from otherwise uninterested European dads. #Eurovision

UK: Tune from West End show that shuts after a month. #Eurovision

Little joke about the United Kingdom accent, is it? #Eurovision

Ziggy Thatcher #Eurovision

Chrissie Waddle #Eurovision

Lithuania with the hot new sounds of 2002. #Eurovision

Estoni eh? more like #Eurovision

La poupée monte le son. #Eurovision

We need to get the snooker and darts lads prepared for the next time the UK hosts #Eurovision

From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:

Palace’s name’s on the cup.

#Doctorwho is going to make a lot of middle aged men very happy.

Hope Trump goes after David Attenborough. Bring everyone together.

Ireland was robbed. #Eurovision

*Dads look up from their phones across Europe* #Eurovision

#Eurovision

It’s like watching an episode of Drunk History.

I spoke to creator Tony Gilroy about the end of Andor for GQ. Spoilers, obv. www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/ando...

right, coining the Distracted Guy Meme decade - there's technically space out there for both a broad Labour voting coalition or a broad Tory voting one but neither party actually likes the look of their voters, they'd much rather have that other voting coalition over there, thank you very much

Estonia going for the ‘absolute dogdirt’ fans. #Eurovision

Don’t mind Poland. #Eurovision

This opening song is called ‘Kitchen Sink’. #Eurovision

Britain’s Most High Profile Con Artist, Nigel Farage, has another victim. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers

Difficult day for my regular conversation saying ‘no, politicians aren’t all the same’.

I love Poker Face.

Just hearing the man who ran for president so not to end up in jail may be corrupt!

Imagine if Arsenal drop out of the Champions League places and Spurs won the Europa League.