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“His best since Scary Monsters” “The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
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Mike Bassett England Manager vibes.

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It's National Biscuit Day, which means you're obliged to eat biscuits - and nothing but biscuits - for 24 hours. Anyone caught breaking the rules will be immediately arrested by a police officer dressed as a giant Hobnob. #NationalBiscuitDay

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Chelsea taking the lead feels like another win for Reform UK.

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“Golden dome? Does it have a golden shower?”

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Conservative Party working hard to get their Russian donors back.

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Jordan Peterson on lasagne

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Either I’m becoming less critical in my musical listening, or the vintage bands are having a great creative spurt. Smashing new songs from Suede and Pulp and album return from Stereolab.

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Time Lords are so flirty. #DoctorWho

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Quick chance of a second consecutive trophy in the UEFA Super Cup.

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Bad result if there were any still employed Manchester United tea ladies.

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Europa Sunday League.

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Greetings cultural cousins.

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“There’s a brave coyote trying to catch a nasty roadrunner. And he’s using the failing Acme company’s products and can’t stop him because of woke. Very sad.”

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Just come up on shuffle, the most 80s song in existence. Absolutely ridiculous. I love it. youtu.be/f53dnLHoqGo?...

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David Cameron quietly smiles. His unshakeable self confidence tells him that after successfully avoiding chaos with Ed Miliband, a decade later his actions are still resolving the question of Europe.

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Brexit reporting: we decided to shit on the carpet. Why are you dishonouring that decision by trying to clean some of it up?

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I guess we still need to give Elon Musk the benefit of the doubt unless he was to do some Nazi salute or something www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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Leicestershire HAMMERING Middlesex and Leicester City ONE PLACE OFF SAFETY. What a time to be alive!

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Come on Tim! #Eurovision

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Is this the In Memoriam section? #Eurovision

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Strict French labour laws not allowing her to fix that leak. #Eurovision

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night, I work all day #Eurovision

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Portugal getting their acoustic guitar out at the house party. #Eurovision

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Malta. #Eurovision

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Finnish entry produces stirrings on the sofa from otherwise uninterested European dads. #Eurovision

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UK: Tune from West End show that shuts after a month. #Eurovision

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Little joke about the United Kingdom accent, is it? #Eurovision

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Ziggy Thatcher #Eurovision

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Chrissie Waddle #Eurovision

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Lithuania with the hot new sounds of 2002. #Eurovision

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Estoni eh? more like #Eurovision

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La poupée monte le son. #Eurovision

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We need to get the snooker and darts lads prepared for the next time the UK hosts #Eurovision

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From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:

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Palace’s name’s on the cup.

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#Doctorwho is going to make a lot of middle aged men very happy.

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Hope Trump goes after David Attenborough. Bring everyone together.

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Ireland was robbed. #Eurovision

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*Dads look up from their phones across Europe* #Eurovision

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#Eurovision

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It’s like watching an episode of Drunk History.

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I spoke to creator Tony Gilroy about the end of Andor for GQ. Spoilers, obv. www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/ando...

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right, coining the Distracted Guy Meme decade - there's technically space out there for both a broad Labour voting coalition or a broad Tory voting one but neither party actually likes the look of their voters, they'd much rather have that other voting coalition over there, thank you very much

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Estonia going for the ‘absolute dogdirt’ fans. #Eurovision

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Don’t mind Poland. #Eurovision

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This opening song is called ‘Kitchen Sink’. #Eurovision

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