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Really like Portugal as a country. Yet Ronaldo makes me feel nothing but ill will towards them.

Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉

Happy More Day. www.mojo4music.com/articles/new...

All of Bluesky right now.

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

This could be the best night on social media since David Cameron and the pig.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gosh dang it to heck! it’s the

The fable of the scorpion and the scorpion could be pretty entertaining.

One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around

Patchwork is a very Pulp-like name.

The BBC are showing the excellent documentary ‘David Bowie: Cracked Actor’ at 10.15pm this Sunday night on BBC 2, part of a night dedicated to Alan Yentob. Cracked Actor has become one of the classic rock documentaries of all time, remaining an enduring influence on generations of Bowie fans.

It’s better than even odds that Trump shared this dumb post because he didn’t have his glasses on and he liked the photo and now the White House press secretary will have to be like “Experts agree that it’s quite possible cyborgs walk among us, no matter what the fake news claims.”

If Liz Truss were more stable and shrewd, she could make a fortune from a public affairs protection racket. "Nice campaign you've got there, would be a real shame if Britain's most disastrous PM endorsed it".

Not sure the UEFA Super Cup is going to be a cracker.

I mean if they’re bringing Adric back wouldn’t that mean the dinosaurs didn’t go extinct? #DoctorWho

OOOF! #DoctorWho

Wonder what the 14th Doctor is doing while all this is going on in the same city? #DoctorWho

Amazing to learn the Two Ronnies was shown on Gallifrey. #DoctorWho

Some proper old school #DoctorWho sudden movement leaning from everyone there.

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Mike Bassett England Manager vibes.

It's National Biscuit Day, which means you're obliged to eat biscuits - and nothing but biscuits - for 24 hours. Anyone caught breaking the rules will be immediately arrested by a police officer dressed as a giant Hobnob. #NationalBiscuitDay

Chelsea taking the lead feels like another win for Reform UK.

“Golden dome? Does it have a golden shower?”

Conservative Party working hard to get their Russian donors back.

Jordan Peterson on lasagne

Either I’m becoming less critical in my musical listening, or the vintage bands are having a great creative spurt. Smashing new songs from Suede and Pulp and album return from Stereolab.

Time Lords are so flirty. #DoctorWho

Quick chance of a second consecutive trophy in the UEFA Super Cup.

Bad result if there were any still employed Manchester United tea ladies.

Europa Sunday League.

Greetings cultural cousins.

“There’s a brave coyote trying to catch a nasty roadrunner. And he’s using the failing Acme company’s products and can’t stop him because of woke. Very sad.”

Just come up on shuffle, the most 80s song in existence. Absolutely ridiculous. I love it. youtu.be/f53dnLHoqGo?...

David Cameron quietly smiles. His unshakeable self confidence tells him that after successfully avoiding chaos with Ed Miliband, a decade later his actions are still resolving the question of Europe.

Brexit reporting: we decided to shit on the carpet. Why are you dishonouring that decision by trying to clean some of it up?

I guess we still need to give Elon Musk the benefit of the doubt unless he was to do some Nazi salute or something www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Leicestershire HAMMERING Middlesex and Leicester City ONE PLACE OFF SAFETY. What a time to be alive!

Come on Tim! #Eurovision

Is this the In Memoriam section? #Eurovision