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Food, drink, thrift store records, mediocre guitar player. Pretzel King of the KC Metro. ✌🏼❤️🥨
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Made some delicious ricotta scrambled eggs on multigrain toast this morning. 10/10 recommend.

Celebrating 15 years without a sinus infection. My daughter, who was 4 at the time, convinced me the addition of a Hello Kitty bandaid would help me heal from the operation quicker.

Pork loin and mushroom risotto. Turned out pretty good. Thought I overcooked the pork, but it was plenty moist.

The two USA vs. Canada games in this tournament were some of the best hockey I’ve seen in a long time. Just spectacular.

O’Neill’s does know their way around a Reuben.

There has been a lot of weird shit going on the past few weeks, but now I’m hearing Kentucky Fried Chicken is moving its headquarters from Louisville to Plano, TX. Enough is enough! This has gotten way out of hand. We need to take to the streets and stop this madness!!

IYKYK Best fountain ever.

I miss the days when a bbq combo plate, beer and tip was less than $35. 🫤

The guy in front of me at the gas station put $8.51 worth of gas in his car. 😐

Well I’m watching it right now and there are two guitar players sooooo

Is it baseball season yet?

The weather dude on KSHB right now has one of the worst tied bow ties I have ever seen and a suit jacket that looks like it fit when he was in 7th grade. Why did the allow him to do this?

I picked the wrong fuckin movie.

Email I actually sent at work today: This looks like a spreadsheet someone made after having a mild stroke.

Tiny pizza night. Lamb meatballs, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives and banana peppers.

Super Bowl halftime show generating big “Trump won, why am I still seeing black people” energy from the indignant grifter class

Rigged!

Cheesy grits, runny yolks and hot sauce. One of life’s greatest pleasures.