mrcrouton.bsky.social
Food, drink, thrift store records, mediocre guitar player. Pretzel King of the KC Metro. ✌🏼❤️🥨
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I thought that was avocado toast.
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Fine with me. I love Vancouver and skiing at Whistler. I’d go tomorrow if I could.
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A great future American 😂🙄
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I mean, all you have to do it what 80% of all other sports do, only on skates. How hard can it be? 😂
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Great sweater!
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🤞🏼🤞🏼
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Yaaaaazzzzzzz
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Khrushchev said they would destroy us without firing a shot. Took a little longer than he probably thought, but here we are.
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This is a trial balloon to legally justify the next inquisition.
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I mean, this is kind of how they justified The Inquisition™️, isn’t it?
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For clarification, I should have said 2.5. House broom, garage/basement broom, whisk broom with pan. (and cinnamon broom during the holidays)
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The first thing @barleywhiner.bsky.social said when I showed him this picture was, now I want an Orange Julius. 😂
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“within the provided guidelines” We truly live in the dumbest timeline ever. JFC
I suppose their description of The Danish Girl is just an ellipsis.
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But what does he owe him for? Can’t just be the money he ponied up.
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I sent this to my daughter and her best friend. This is what I got back.
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That was hilarious.
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I mean, we literally destroyed entire countries.
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Pre season #1 and probably won’t win 20 games and might finish out of the top 25. Absolute train wreck. 🫤
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Still gotta register it before you can sell it. 😂
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Five holes?! In this economy?!
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I paid $5 the other day but just because it was getting late and I didn’t want to make another stop at Hen House for the ones I usually get for $3.69.
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Hugoooooooo 😍
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Not even a question.
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We Live in Time
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Big if true! 🙄
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They look Luchador masks. 😂
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*A Memoir
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Can confirm. Both were 10/10.
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