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I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️‍🌈
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Can't wait to get bird flu after eating eggs inspected by the Alabama Food and Drug Administration

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It's not easy to admit the mistakes of our youth, but I'm doing it anyway. I definitely ate wayyy too many Wendy's Dave's Triple Cheeseburgers.

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Getting real sick of this trend in America where people in the highest positions of power in government and business expect me to care about their feelings.

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A film that takes place where you’re from.

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Steam deserves credit as the only application of it's kind where I am not spending every single second thinking about how awful it is to use.

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Jinro-kun, a sleepy werewolf, is an unofficial mascot for the the party game Werewolf.

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Let me tell you about a lovely little planet called Dark Bramble

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youtu.be/MLIP0ZtoiO4?...

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Local bar puts up a handy sign for the distractors and conversation derailers in your life.

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It was a necessary precursor to mankind's greatest achievement: Luncheon of the Carbon Witch.

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Question. Am I considered part of the crew when I board a flight from DC to LA? What if I'm in the exit row? I may have a resume to update

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Yeah, my Republican associates refused to believe me but the service at the Virginia DMV is way better than anything I've had to endure from my privately-owned health insurance or internet service provider.

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1982 was peak Garfield design.

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Made a nice batch of Mexican hot chocolate cookies

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I do not care for the way the British market the Cadbury Creme Egg

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Lmao

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Worth noting that this passed by one vote and two Democratic congresspeople have died in office in the last six weeks.

submitted 8 days ago • 242 comments

The "Case Closed" dub of Detective Conan had some issues, but one improvement over the original it made was having Conan's internal monologue be done by the voice of his older, true self instead of the little kid voice.

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I deeply love MST3K, but I do wonder sometimes if it ruined an entire generation of fantasy and science fiction writers by making them terrified of sincerity. Did a purple alien just arrive on earth to kill everyone? Quick! Have a character call him a California Raisin before Joel and the bots do!

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

@america.government hey check this out

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

you still got one cent, get back in there king

submitted 9 days ago • 47 comments

I've reached the How To Talk Like The Old Man You Are section of Duolingo

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):

submitted 9 days ago • 114 comments

Area woman drives herself crazy from reading too much fanfiction and fan theory about the death of her entire family.

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I discovered you could just buy the Melona melon-flavored ice cream in tubs and now every trip to H Mart has become a Struggle.

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Homemade Beef Chao Fun turned out alright. Would have been better if I had ginger and made fresh Ho Fun but I'm just a mortal man

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I mean I could, in theory, also offer to pay my local Chevrolet dealer $10,000 over the bluebook value on a 2025 Malibu just cause I'm so nice but I don't think that's gonna happen either

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Easter needs its own Krampus

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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

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Opening up my brokerage account app

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