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mrfantapants.bsky.social
Not totally useless, but not far off. Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
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You clean a splashback anyway but having a window there, plus all the window surrounds, makes it an absolute bitch.
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When did you become a cunt owner?!
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I guess my job here is done!
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I will happily eat your pickle 😋
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Pickles are the absolute best 🤤
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And you're going to have the bestest time!
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One day you'll develop tastebuds.
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Why on earth would you want the best part removed?!
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It's taco Tuesday! bsky.app/profile/mrfa...
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Not a chance I'd want to be straight.
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And right now that's exactly what I'm doing and it's the best thing in the world.
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It's only one boy I'm interested in.
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A repeat
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Sending all the thoughts and prayers your way. Praise cheesus!
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Do I pray first for the scarf or for you?
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I feel like an all new woman 💅
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See, that's your problem 😛
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Currently looking for duct tape to hold everything in.
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Sounds like you need some good sex in your life.
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AJ and I went to see that last weekend. I quite enjoyed it.
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Not quite, but almost.
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Was like being a teenager again 😳
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Sign me up 🤣
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Oh they were definitely off 🤣🤣🤣
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I rate that a 1,000,000 out of 10. Good lord. Highly recommended.
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We've upgraded our glasses
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Lately, not so much, but times are changing!
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Living my best life 🥰
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The joys of being a ginger
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Cheers!
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You kept asking for more
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You weren't complaining last night
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Strictly Cum Dancing
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Excellent idea
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Well this is true
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They're out there!