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Saddam threatening to kill Andre the Giant, the true keyfabe appreciator.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Is it worse to do WW1 or do WW1 in a gay Mr Toad way

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Thou cannot say you are from England anymore or they lock you up

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

That twilight zone episode where the doctors take off their mask and they are all ugly, but instead they are all pagliaccis

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Been saying to my son "oh a shirt with (print) on, very cool" so often now to validate his clothing choices I have convinced myself I want some clothes with animals or diggers on now. Why are my jumpers boring dinosaurless ones.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

A law that if you report someone is being sacked for controversial comments you have to tell me what they are or just not tell me at all about the whole thing.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

My son at his first panto when the cow is on "that's cow". My son at the panto when the cow isn't on *concerned* "where is cow?"

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Luca Brasi is searching for the shrimp, see

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Why are yanks so mad they don't know who Robbie Williams is. I do not know who lots of people are and am in a state of complete zen.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Son finally getting more into the narrative books is a great relief, even the finest literature is somewhat hampered by having to work in counting to ten and all the main colours. Confederacy of Dunces would be much less fun if they had to work in business management principals and how to fix a sink

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

There's only gonna be 11 hits in this fight. My 10-hit combo hitting you, and you hitting the ground.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a 2025 star trek reference people who never saw the show will be using incorrectly a lot, I want to get mentally prepared

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Gladiator 2 so incredibly stupid and not needed, Denzel Lewis doing some weird Hays code gay performance, everyone talking about how cool Maximus was unprompted, really boring main guy. Lots of fun 5 stars.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

submitted 62 days ago • 266 comments

Im not a father, as far as I know! - Accepted rakish banter I am a father, as far as I know! - Wife does not care for it I could be a father, I do not know - concerning to others

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments