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Bruh I looked at like 5-6 Denzel Curry music videos in a row and now every 3rd ad I get they're trying to sell me dollar store bussdowns smfh 🤦🏿‍♂️

If there was no other reason to watch wrestling, R. Truth is always a reason

Just saw the Thunder Rosa run-in botch and all I gotta say is that Rosa should go back to the Indies or get a WWE tryout cause AEW is mistreating and burying her like crazy

In other news, Elmo is currently ghosting baby mama #3. This comes after ghosting baby mama #4 earlier this week🍿 But but but… they are “ThE pArTy Of FaMiLy VaLuEs”🤣

Just Admit You're Wrong

Star of Leopard News Asks That Friend’s Face be Spared

Once you've dated someone for a year or so the free trial is over and it's time to introduce paid features. Welcome to boyfriend premium

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

POV: flying over mountains on the back of an Eagle 📸: Justin Labattu

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

When you were raised on "talk shit, get hit" it's hard to wrap your brain around the rest of America being "talk shit, that's it." But that's really who they are. First time you suggest doing anything other than talking and the civil Cyril's want to tell you how "that won't work."

realized tonight after news of his most recent childs existence came out, this was likely a genuine offer on his part. jesus fucking christ

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Yes, this is annoying. But you have to consider that before this technology, we simply did not have the ability to describe the plots of decades old movies in 1-2 sentences

Watching that was a MOMENT

Every accusation is a confession with these dopes. In this case, calling someone obviously brilliant dumb.

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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

Parents need to apologize to us for letting Mr. Remedial go out in public without proper adult supervision 💀💀💀

I had a great weekend 😌

Oh yeah, I knew that for a while way back when he went by DJ Mustard and was collabing with YG

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

I never slip. I never fall.

Asked a friend if they needed me to cut this person making them uncomfortable...while said person was in front of us

“Kendrick made this man switch languages”

I heard a news clip yesterday that the people in Texas getting measles are NOT vaccinated. Gee like who didnt see that coming, MORONS

like, this is just fucking insane. the government is pretending that it passed the Inverse Civil Rights Act overnight and everyone is acting like it's a real law.

I think getting suspended off Twitter was a blessing in disguise cause I've noticed that I don't get on social media as much and I've been reading more

BRUH I TURNED ON THE CAPTIONS FOR THIS TOP 10 FUNNY MARYSE MOMENTS AND LOOK AT WHAT IT SAID 💀💀💀💀💀

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

The people in these "far away" countries who are dying without USAID aren't all that far away. You can easily see what they're up to on facebook, or what's app... Take a plane there and arrive in a few hours. These are real people.

how did saquon barkley say this into a microphone before travis kelce did

So glad I dropped YouTube TV, raising the price by $20 AND losing channels? 🤢🤢🤢