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mrmaytheus.bsky.social
I'm a husband, a pet owner, a floor layer, an aspiring public servant, and a realistic progressive.
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Nova Antics

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Good bye, Tiktok. I never used you.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Homo sapiens are the pugs of the homo genus. That is all.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of people would consider me boring. My house is clean, my floors are clean, my laundry is put away, my wife and I are fed, our pets are fed, and I'm about to make the bed. I don't party on the weekends. I don't go crazy. I try to organize my home and make it livable. Accessible. Friendly.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

My dog is an Alaskan Shepherd. She's a year old. She weighs one hundred pounds and Google is telling me she's overweight. But she's a lean bean. She just also fucking huge, I guess. And getting hugerer, if she keeps growing for another four or five months. Pics included as evidence.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

You ever reach that point when you're eating where you've told yourself three times, mentally, that you need to stop eating, but you just won't put the fork down? That happens to me every night at dinner. I'm incredibly restrained for breakfast and lunch. But I will annihilate dinner.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

We got a Houdini, apparently.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

This man is a true genius of our time.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow not getting Norovirus. Yet.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

You know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna say it: I actually really appreciate James Cameron's "Titanic". It really is a cinematic masterpiece.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Good night, Jimmy. I hope you see your wife soon.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: Did you know that, even after splitting in half and sinking, the pool on the Titanic is still filled with water? The more you know.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Got an idea yesterday. What if, instead of Pan, Trunks, and Goku as the main cast of Dragon Ball GT, they sent Uub out with Pan and Trunks and left Goku on earth?

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Getting my spouse to watch Dragon Ball Z is the best thing my brain has ever thought of aside from marrying my spouse. All else pales in comparison.

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Sounds legit. Participate if you can.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Sciatica is finally calming down. Just in time for work. Yippee.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

My spouse, Bean, is a survivor of shaken baby syndrome and lives with Cerebral Palsy and fibromyalgia. She's a stay at home partner, taking care of our cat and training her service dog, Nova. She's an artist, a crafter, and an amazingly strong human being. She's always been there for me.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn't wish the immobility caused by sciatica pain upon even my worst enemies. Every so often I experience bouts with this pain that remind me of what my partner deals with on a daily basis. My god, she is so very strong. But she doesn't realize it, because this pain is so staggering.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments