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Evolutionary Biologist, Data Scientist, Amateur Fiddler Crab Wrangler I don't so much focus on specific topics as meander randomly through the topical landscape, like a broken adaptive model that doesn't realize downhill isn't supposed to be an option.
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NSF director to resign amid grant terminations, job cuts, and controversy www.science.org/content/arti...

TFW you get a notification from some retailer that something on your wish list has become available and you're going "What the hell is that and when did I put it on my wish list?" It's not necessarily wrong--you probably did add it--it's just confusing.

Hi, you're now in a stare-down with a thick-legged fiddler crab (Paraleptuca crassipes). Congratulations. 📷 silviupetrovan on iNaturalist 📍 Indonesia 🔗: www.inaturalist.org/observations... #ObservationOfTheDay

🦀 Fiddler crabs play love songs in the sand 💛 with a four-step courtship routine, males drum their claw on the ground to attract a mate Those with larger claws make higher energy seismic signals, which prevents dishonesty about claw size 👇 bit.ly/4cmjWXP

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I spent the last week on a cruise, more-or-less without any internet. After only about 1 minute of Bluesky doom scrolling I really wish I could go back to that "ignorance is bliss" time.

Scotland, please produce 17 trillion more David Tennants, please. H/T @falconesse.bsky.social youtu.be/yUr8QyTCph8?...

Tubuca paradussumieri found in Taiwan. Cool long clawed crab with restrained but impressive atmosphere. 燻銀的かっこよさがあるシオマネキの仲間、Tubuca paradussumieriです。台湾にて。 🦀🦑🧪 #crab #カニ #invertebrate

Admittedly it's very "back of the envelope" but based on numbers I happened to see at a meeting yesterday, my rough estimate is the NIH indirect cap of 15% will immediately cut my university's entire budget by about 6%. Some universities will have it worse, others not as much.

Stolen from LinkedIn... 🧪

Well, usually the Onion is spot on with its satire. But this is just wrong. We have been doing this for years already. Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness — theonion.com/biologists-u...

Austruca citrus dancing in a mangrove forest in Fiji. 森のダンサー、レモンフィドラークラブです。フィジーのマングローブにて。 🦀🦑🧪 #crab #カニ #invertebrate

Tubuca arcuata enjoying muddy feast. シオマネキの食事です。小バサミさばきに注目! 🦀🦑🧪 #crab #カニ #invertebrate

As others are finding, my MS Office family plan was secretly hiked $30 to give me "Copilot and AI" which I of course never wanted. By going to cancel the plan it let me revert to the "Classic" plan which leaves out the AI bullshit. I was never charged as the annual fee is months away, but still...

Yup. Microsoft automatically switched me to the $99.99/year version with Spicy Autocomplete. You have to go all the way through "cancel subscription" to be presented these options and get the $69.99/year one you actually chose.

Xeruca formosensis, endemic to Taiwan. Super cool fiddler crab species. 台湾固有種のタイワンシオマネキです。ツートンカラーがおしゃれな素晴らしいシオマネキです。 🦀🦑🧪 #crab #カニ #invertebrate

After years of dilly-dallying over it, I finally deleted my Facebook account. It's a nightmare in a bazillion ways and I had little justification for staying. I downloaded my data prior to deletion and discovered it was almost exactly 20 years since it was first created. Not going to miss it.

We have achieved full fluff

Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.

Preparing for fall graduation, as one does