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In 2001, my college classmate Shonda Rhimes got paid $300k to write a Britney Spears vehicle: Crossroads. 1. Shonda used that $300k to fund her life while she wrote Grey’s Anatomy. 2. Zoe Saldaña was cast as one of Britney’s friends on the roadtrip. Tonight, Ms. Saldana won an Oscar.

The fabulous Daryl Hannah says “Slava Ukraini” as she presents the Oscar for editing.

Last night Drake was in the front row at WWE, and WWE didn't say anything about it. Do you know how uncool you have to be for WWE to avoid telling everyone you like WWE? They'd brag about Pauly Shore being there. And then during the Oscars, Conan mentioned what Not Like Us is about

I hope we get a "CHALAMET!" out of Sandler at pretty much every event for the rest of my life, whether it's appropriate or not.

Easy on the Pepsi!

Me, offering my two cents on everyone’s Oscars outfits tonight

If you played in the street and remember yelling 'CAR!', you had an awesome childhood!

I updated the meme because way too many people were skipping the fine print. 😂

The best way to end the day 💛 @jedifett.bsky.social

Some sound advice:

Imagine believing everyone at banks were corrupt and not simply trying to earn a living wage and provide for their family...

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“Woke just means you give a damn about other people,” Jane Fonda said at the #SAGAwards. Read the full list of winners: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

This is informative. Thanks

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Cheeseburger pepperoni pizza because there are no rules anymore... #eatpizzabehappy

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JUST IN: A 9th Circuit appeals court panel has denied the Trump administration’s bid for emergency relief from the injunction blocking President Trump’s birthright citizenship executive order.

I have a theory the asteroid is gonna hit us in 2032, but they’re just warming us up to it so they can sell merch and tickets to the live streamed crash on Apple TV

It's really nice to not live in a state where I need to call my senators bc i simply know they're fighting the good fight ✊️

Y'all are staying hydrated right? Had some water recently? Wouldn't want to make the slimes sad would you?

The Gulf of Mexico / America name change is a distraction relative to bigger stories, but name changes also matter — consider when St. Petersburg was called Leningrad. Or when Kazakhstan changed Astana to Nur-Sultan and then back.

MOOD AF

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Thousands rally outside the Capitol to protest Musk and Trump’s destruction of the U.S. government.

I have a small request. Before you demand someone take to the streets and protest, or try to publicly shame someone who is not at a rally today, please consider that they may have a disability that prevents them from doing so. 🙏💙

Pedro Pascal and Bad Bunny together in new photos.

It works

..... except it's for Washington and Lincoln, and not the office of the president, and I'm concerned this needs explaining....

"What radicalized you? Empathy, bro. Literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings." Thank you, @evelynwardbooks.bsky.social

Im so happy Im a roadtrip kinda gal. Trump firing FAA workers after they have already warned that there aren’t enough to manage American fleets of planes is terrifying

Don’t you just love how the people who wanted school open during the pandemic think we don’t need a Department of Education?

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My wife made this. Hell yeah.

The aurora right above me

I made egg this morning like I’m some sort of millionaire…

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1440

HOLY SHIT you guys, check out this AMAZING song, Hostile Government Takeover, by @agiftfromtodd! He's singing truth, and this tune slaps. Give it a listen and repost to share.🙏💪

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

The Eagles will snub the White House visit. Go Birds 🦅

Glimpse into our future, and it looks wonderful Happy #valentines @jedifett.bsky.social

Fuck, when the object of my deepest political enmity, Mitch McConnell, is on the right side of history over unqualified power grabs, I can hear the band playing as the Titanic sinks.

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow