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mrsskitz.bsky.social
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According to one talk today, a "historical novel" is one set prior to 1990, so if you need me, I shall be having a lie down and being measured for a coffin.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

In the theatre, you should always leave them wanting more. Unless it’s an operating theatre. And you’re the anaesthetist.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child

submitted 6 days ago • 527 comments

John Lennon's getting murdered again. #TOTP

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Visiting the White House is now like being sat next to the nutter on the bus.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Damn, this was impressive. I'm kind of envious someone has the motivation to put something like this together. So much research, planning and editing just to create a video (that presumably can't even be monitized due to copyright). But hey, I got enjoyment from it. And that's priceless.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Do everyone's a Fruit and Nutcase next! #Eurovision

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

submitted 21 days ago • 575 comments

I know that this is quite low down on the list of terrible things that Trump has done, but he has utterly spoiled the joy that was Y.M.C.A.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.

submitted 42 days ago • 246 comments

Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out

submitted 44 days ago • 166 comments

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

submitted 44 days ago • 218 comments

Okay. That is some burn. 👀

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Killer sign. A+++ sign

submitted 47 days ago • 487 comments

This is a hundred per cent true. chaser.com.au/general-news...?

submitted 49 days ago • 18 comments

Why did nobody tell me that @ericidle.bsky.social was on here?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 50 days ago • 883 comments

It’s all kicking off in Brighton

submitted 52 days ago • 11 comments

The otter keeper gave this baby otter a sock to keep warm. She later turned it into a onesie with holes for the hands, feet, and tail

submitted 53 days ago • 286 comments

Dropped in to the Leeds City Museum earlier today & caught up with Romulus, Remus & the derpiest she-wolf ever.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

For no apparent reason, I woke up today thinking about Ben Elton's novel, "Stark", in which the super rich deliberately crash the global economy ahead of fleeing Earth in spaceships Think that sounds nuts? Remember who we're dealing with

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

#totp

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

The absolute callousness of announcing a 44% trade tariff against Myanmar this week, of all weeks.

submitted 56 days ago • 390 comments

10% slapped on Henry Kelly.

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submitted 57 days ago • 6 comments

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

submitted 60 days ago • 202 comments

With hat tip to my mate David Lea, in comedy it often pays to have a Plant in the audience.

submitted 59 days ago • 12 comments

Mums were invented by the card companies, don't fall for it.

submitted 60 days ago • 9 comments

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz344bs

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

@rogerquimbly.bsky.social how is your first day working at a substation going?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early

submitted 70 days ago • 559 comments

They need to look after them shelves.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah it shouldn't be on Bleeding Cool to keep this in the public eye, there should be constant media pressure about it. It's not a hard story for them to get behind. bleedingcool.com/comics/briti...

submitted 72 days ago • 13 comments

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

submitted 75 days ago • 20 comments

I'm going to lower the tone now, and share this clip from Colbert's interview with Gary Oldman, who loses it completely when 'Jackson Lamb's noises are added to his other roles...

submitted 76 days ago • 11 comments

Quite the sky in Westminster this afternoon!

submitted 77 days ago • 5 comments