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mrunnatural.bsky.social
Level 50 sarcasticist. Star Trek 🖖Gay 🏳️‍🌈🐻 Army Veteran 🇺🇸
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What fresh hell is this?!
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You found your art. Please don't share it with the world.
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Hey, everybody, Donny's gonna make dinosaurs on the TV. It's good that you did that, Donny, real good.
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Looks like the eyes have it.
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Yet another sign of the impending apocalypse.
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Call me hooked.
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Plant two and you'll get free hash browns.
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Buy some lube, Mayor Adams, just in case.
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Plant in the fall, frozen pizza lasts longer.
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Be sure to paint it in an approved color or the HOA will have something to say.
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Don't forget the plastic straws.
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They'll bring you coffee if you buy them nice clothes.
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Mine was escorted out of the building by security.
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As well as a federal employee can be at this point in history.
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Or "Verrückt" for any Nazi fuckers tuning in.
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Oh, my.
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It won't be long until it comes to that.
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I'm partial to Chlamydia but I went with Porcelana and Dinette for my twins.
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Pee-pee tape is real.
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If they lose, bet she dumps him.
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Have a care, Don Jr. will likely charge people for the privilege. After all, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Why not add a 9th layer to destroy the patriarchy. #Twertzog
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Das ist schwer.
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They may be nice to you, I found them quite aloof.
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I hate when they escape.
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Noted.
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My reptile brain stem would be offended, but this warm rock is so cozy.
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Yea, wench, vouchsafe to make me a quadruple shot frappuccinno. Make haste!
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Mmm, blueberries and driveway gravel.
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Which end? We already have plenty of one of them.
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I saw it first.