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Finally finished the beast of a book that is Memories Of Ice, volume 3 of the #Malazan series. I am fucking ASTOUNDED at how attached I became to so many different characters. Toc the Younger. Onos T'oolan and Kilava. Korlat. Itkovian. Silverfox and the Mhybe. Gruntle and Stonny. Anomander Rake.

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How the Gothmog stole Christmas

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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging...

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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

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Damn Costco granola, buy me dinner first

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Finally caught up on the released #CobraKai episodes, have two general thoughts: 1) despite some questionable narrative choices in the first 2/3 of s6, overall this show is still WILDLY underrated & one of Netflix's best 2) this trend of releasing chunks of a single "season" over months is awful

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Yesterday, my wife and I argued in the car for 20mins over if the "A" in the second "A-P-T" of each "A-P-T, A-P-T" phrase in the chorus of the Rosé/Bruno Mars song (aptly titled "APT") is actually sung Yes, 20mins is not an exaggeration This is what marriage with your best friend does to you 🤣

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🎶 You know mambo number one Two, three, and four You know mambo number six, Seven, and more But do you recall? The most famous mambo of all? *Lou Bega sidles in*

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people who leave trash in shopping carts should be fed to the creature

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There's an episode of Seinfeld where David Puddy, one of Elaine's boyfriends played by Patrick Warburton, questions why chips and dip can't be a meal by itself. It's played purely for laughs as Elaine judges him for being an idiot I think about that scene a lot bc he is absolutely fucking right

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"bert" is such a funny name that's all

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youtu.be/gfr4BP4V1R8?... Man. The internet is fuckin done

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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas. Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏

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My wife sometimes watches these Chinese music shows and the performers' outfits are often completely unhinged This motherfucker is wearing a jacket loaded with those little plastic tag things like it's nbd (kinda low-key wish I had the confidence to get on stage in something so bizarre tho)

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Unasked-for thoughts after watching 2 episodes of season 14: Boz is an amazing new addition and MUCH better than Crystal Dorit is correct over Kyle PK is correct over Dorit Sutton&Erika are a more fun friendship than Sutton&Garcelle Follow me for more Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hot takes

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Okay, I'm not normally one to share my Spotify Wrapped results cuz like, who really cares, right But I feel too proud of leading the charge to keep Jamiroquai relevant to not share this stat If you have any questions, please write them down and drop them in this comically large furry hat. Thx

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Becoming a parent really turns you into a sicko. Whenever I change my daughter's nappy, the gnarlier the poo, the more proud I am. Not even of her, exactly. Just of, like, the universe, and the very concept of entropy.

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I honestly don't understand why "The 8 Show" isn't a smash hit. It hits on all the themes of Squid Game in a much more focused package that isn't afraid to leave some (major!) things unexplained. And no obvious season 2 lead-ins, thank god. HIGHLY recommend watching it if you enjoyed Squid Game

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