Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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That cat in the tree doesn't know good they have it!
the cat is lying.
of Panic
I love cats! They are so mischievous 😈
Yep
It’s all good.
All across world millions and millions of sweet looking kitties are waiting for the signal.
like, well, we know he's a chaos agent, but nothing can be done about it, so...
better than hearing about malicious "policies" (he just gloms onto others' shiny oohoohs) or his "administration" (sos)
little ball of fur!
Nosy kitty, sporty kitty
Purr, purr, purr
But have decades of experience.
Like Batman & Robin, except the happy ending doesn’t involve defeating the tree 😏
Hopes to be cushioned by the leaves.
Kitty had a plan, and achieved the plan. It may not have been a very good plan, but that's FAR more than trump can say.
Fixed it.
Ill even wrap a blanket around me as an improvised cape !!
Dun dunn daaa dunnnnn !!!
*slides across the floor in socks*