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when i say that there was a venture capitalist conspiracy against american democracy i cannot express how literal i am being

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Teenjus is so important to me

Sinners invites a new bold business idea. What if people want to see movies because they like them and not due to a pavlovian response to being 12 years old once!?

Sound up, Chaz has something to say. 😸📢 #catsky #cats #catsofbluesky #meow

I can't tell if the DJ Disco Ball sequence at the end Andor S2E3 was them taking a swing and fumbling it or if they realized it fumbled but an exec went, "This is art! This is the first time I've connected to a film! I have also disassociated while doing the electric slide at my daughter's wedding!"

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

I am not exagerating when I say that people tying themselves in knots because there is a sex scene in a movie is 100% the trojan horse for this drivel. Stamp it out the moment you see it.

Today, I received a termination for my National Science Foundation CAREER Grant, which employed a post-doc and many undergraduate research assistants.

Just realized who Dedra and Cyril remind me of

okay sure so it worked in Denver and in Austin and it worked for downtown Oakland and for Sacramento and yes, it’s worked for decades in Tokyo but how can we be *sure* that building a lot more homes will make California a more affordable place to live??

I painted a cat sitting in a plant pot. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper

It’s Max Power, whom the vet politely described in a post-op call as having “significant testicular volume.” Move over Big Balls, there’s a new sheriff in DC.

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

OF COURSE IT WAS AT THE HOSPITAL

he’s right and he’s right to say it

Brunch at the Brooklyn Star. Anything on that menu but my mind goes to the meatloaf sandwich or the bruleed grapefruit that came with the fried chicken and waffles.

You kids like Link? *swings chair around and sits on it backwards* Well let me tell you about another young twink who saved the world from evil...

Guess I gotta go see this movie.

my kid did a music school recital (he played a Zelda song on the piano) and the kids were all very cute but the last student who performed was a ~50 year old dude who played guitar and sang an insanely intense Evanescence song. very strange vibes for an elementary school crowd

confused ahoge and ahegao again and the barber was NOT happy about it

PLEASE don’t buy into Amazon’s booksale this week. They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions. Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

It’s true, I am all powerful. Few know this

Markets down several percentage points every weekday and it’s barely even news. Da Business President

Right-wing American Catholics *really* do not get how much right-wing American Evangelicals hate them.

the problem is conservatives looking at the birthrate problem and immediately going, "need more submissive, buxom cottagecore mistresses, got it." that's their solution to every fucking problem

*Amy sedaris Princess Carolyn voice* Hegseth regrets opSec as SecDef, suspects hefty SecDef seat set to be left bereft.

voice in my earpiece "T-minus 9 seconds til Chicken Jockey" i shiver in my Regal Cinemas ghillie suit my crosshairs fix upon a 9 y/o hanging from the rafters I kiss a little cross that I hold around my neck the metallic taste bloodlike Don't Do It Kid too late Jack Black ushers open the gates of h

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This is the wildest thing I've ever seen. I love them and would die for them

If you'd like a bit of marvelous news to start your week - then this feel-good story is *exactly* what you're looking for: www.cheriepriest.com/blog/in-memo...

absolutely do this if your senator is on the committee but also just want to note that it is out of control for the housing committee to have only two members in greater los angeles, which accounts for nearly half of the population of california