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Musk is a sensitive little orchid and I wish more people would figure out that it’d be really easy to push him over the edge simply by being meaner to him.

submitted 3 days ago • 156 comments

Come ON

submitted 8 days ago • 171 comments

hang on a sec, let's see how this one develops

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

helluva thread from the hellsite about the comically bad “savings” doge claims to have found (sorry for the weirdly sized screenshots, I had to squeeze everything into only 4 of them)

submitted 9 days ago • 93 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 12 days ago • 368 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 14 days ago • 213 comments

The "large scale social deception" contract Musk is conspiracizing about was: * first awarded under Trump * paid to Reuters' data division, not the newsroom * for researching *defenses* against deception * not revealed by "DOGE investigations" and was a public record, visible online for many years

submitted 14 days ago • 184 comments

I really hope people understand how much support WWE and now TKO give to Trump, vocal Linda has been about the anti-trans crusade and how these people are everything that JK Rowling is but with actual access to power. You need to look at WWE the same way you do JK Rowling.

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 20 days ago • 353 comments