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mulk.bsky.social
Law talker, sorrow singer, left fielder? I don't know if I am doing this right. He/him.
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Share one (1) perfect song that not nearly enough people have heard. youtu.be/2oVTSDU_weI?...

I don't bother getting dressed up much if I'm working at home so if a delivery person knocks this is basically how I answer the door.

Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.

tired: “live laugh love” inspired:

Can we talk about the Choose Your Own Adventure book-reading child to extremely anxious decision-hating adult pipeline

val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning

[every assassin’s creed game] NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow

Without saying Tombstone, favorite Val Kilmer film? Real Genius

Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it

These delusions ain't gonna sustain themselves.

Crasser

[Beastie Boys] Grab a PAN Turn on the HEAT! Fill your BUNS With

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on

My pa was an engagement farmer, just like his pa before him. But when the algorithm dried up, we had to sell the family socials

porcupines are just squirrels that listen to the sex pistols

You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.

i keep wiping my glasses but the smudges are in my brain