[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
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Maybe I just have lame friends? Is everyone else getting crossbows at Easter?
Fear of Missing Out is real.
Mozart - Very nicely. It will surely be my magnum opus.
Good evening, Mr. Bluesky!
Mozart: Hmm… that gives me an idea, let me write this down.
AC Syndicate also has a song making fun of rich guy dying and one which is literally just "Let's go eat the rich"
I think there's some subtext here
(I now realize I haven't actually tried to stealth a whole compound start to end with Yasuke just to do it although I have options on the table.)
*asks why you neglect crafting and trade routes*
thank you, assassins creed.
love my crossbow tho
I prefer it when NPC holographic ai Albert Einstein sells me my plasma railgun in the celestial shop.
"Don't harm civilians or you'll desychronize"
Looks back at the corpses of 50 guards that were just doing their job to make ends meet...
"Oh, are you having fun running around this lovely recreated historical setting?"
"How about taking a break to read boring emails and talk to dull characters you don't care about for the next half an hour?"
i was at first so happy we finally had another protagonist, and then so annoyed with her behaviour.
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Hello it is I, your best friend Philomena Cunk! Did you know that Adam and Eve weren't just the first humans on earth, but the first to disappoint their dad?
The very first game’s final boss using an alien artifact to cast magic spells was not, as far as I am aware, super historically accurate. But maybe that’s just what the Templar WANT you to think
Oh crap did AC conspiracy-pill some of these assholes?
But the people getting mad about “historical accuracy” when a Black samurai who actually existed is included… we know what they are
The historical figure who was a samurai and served Oda Nobunaga
Should not be in the samurai role because it’s “historically wrong”?
Explain why