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🐠🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵 my sock bill is outrageous they/he I like books and the rock band Michael Romance and my car George (refer to image). and lamps. don’t forget lamps. ⚠️ CAUTION: if you take me seriously I will cry. That is a threat.
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ARE CENTS SHORT FOR PERCENT????????? WHAT. DID EVERYONE KNOW THIS EXCEPT FOR ME

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Every (sane) cat complaint just boils down to yall having mean cats

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck trans people (seductive)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

getting sent to anger management classes because i beat therapy

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

submitted 70 days ago • 42 comments

i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease

submitted 75 days ago • 63 comments

i still support orcas killing people

submitted 79 days ago • 14 comments

Every interaction I’ve ever had with Siri has been against my will

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t get what’s so great about this bowl everyone’s going on about. I doubt it’s even that big

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I feel so deeply that the Super Bowl is none of my business

submitted 82 days ago • 8 comments

society went wrong ever since people stopped buying those cat clocks where the tail is the pendulum and the eyes move back and forth

submitted 84 days ago • 22 comments

It really sucks how people (me) have decided text-singing is cringey because the urge is quite strong at times

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Privilege is being able to look away.

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

Fascinating how there’s watery fruit, enclosed fruit, bisexual fruit (strawberries, apples, etc.) and then bananas in their own little corner all by themselves. Why are they so exclusive? Are they aroace or introverts or both? Maybe we’ll never know.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Okay I looked it up. “bruh” is a bigoted slur against evangelical folks.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I think a fundamental issue with political framing in the U.S. is that it’s still being treated as two teams playing a game with respect to its rules when actually criminals are in the process of looting and destroying the country

submitted 92 days ago • 20 comments

I am utterly delighted. They should keep daylight on all year long

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Happy mustard appreciation day

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

when humanity invented roomba we were at a fork in the road. it was a step towards a future where robots did our labor, giving time back to us to enrich our lives. then roomba mapped our houses and wifi networks and sold that data. the dark pathway. robert frost would never

submitted 96 days ago • 22 comments

There is a little joy in successfully assembling DIY nachos from the shards at the bottom of the bag of corn chips, salsa and the right amount of shredded Mexican cheese mix. Done correctly in the microwave, they are better than Doritos. Done poorly, they are a gloppy mess.

submitted 97 days ago • 6 comments