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That’s not how long I remember it being.

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These people aren’t afraid Mamdani would be a bad mayor. We have a ridiculous, corrupt, incompetent mayor right now and the city is hanging in OK. They’re declaring all-out war because they’re afraid Mamdani (or Lander) might be a good mayor.

Wonder's food sucks, they license better restaurants' names and in exchange you get airport food. Also they're treating delivery drivers like shit. Don't order from them!

Alex Albon’s car is molting

"This is what the people who've assigned themselves the duty to run things believe that leadership should look like: a man with a famous name declaring that nothing can really be different." defector.com/andrew-cuomo...

RIP to Sly Stone. Calling someone a genius has mostly lost meaning, except when you apply it to Sly. I'm glad Questlove gave him a revealing and rewarding documentary with SLY LIVES (AKA THE BURDEN OF BLACK GENIUS). I wrote about it for @ebertvoices.bsky.social.

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s buy an illustrated version of Moby-Dick

A lot of people want third places, fewer want to actually experience the spontaneous socialization with strangers that is the entire point of a third place www.eater.com/24433384/wha...

OG Anunobi Toppin

Oscaaaaaaar

I talked to Sufjan Stevens on Good Friday about the Carrie & Lowell reissue and what he's been up to lately. He wants you to know he's okay. www.vulture.com/article/sufj...

🚨HOLY SHIT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨 STRANGE DAYS is streaming on Criterion Channel as part of their 3 By Bigalow collection. This movie is ALMOST NEVER available and slaps so hard it'll hurt your mama. A must see for any Sci-fi/Cyberpunk/Neo-Noir fan. Such a great fucking movie. LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

Lego Danica Patrick is also unvaccinated

dudes rock

I was unfortunately let go by the Daily Dot this week after eight years and, by my quick count, editing over 13,000 stories. People always talk about small sites that "punch above their weight," but no one did it with as small a team and as few resources as we did.

David’s a great editor and a lovely person and this thread of just a few of the genuinely news-breaking stories he worked on with very few institutional resources while at Daily Dot makes a really strong case for bringing him into your news org.

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Just spent 30 min scrolling the existential horrors app—time to get started on the day!

On the short list of writing I think about all the time. If you feel inclined after reading, give to @newap-georgia.bsky.social at moneycannon.org. “I believe the only good thing binding anyone to anyone else is kindness, and not the reciprocal kind. It has to be grace…given even when it hurts.”

Now the fun really starts—Let’s get Protect Trans Kids U to $100k *Layla plays in background*

Today’s the day when I woke up feeling animated by the most joyous hatin’ so here we go: Manny Diaz reclaiming his life force from Mack Brown (21-20), sniping UNC’s current total and giving to @newap-georgia.bsky.social #HellYesDukeFootball @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

This might be the most accurate skit that has ever appeared on TikTok and that’s a strong field

I love when it’s chilly in the morning but you can tell it won’t be that way for long

You’d think the 33rd NFL team would be able to muster a little bit more…

God hasn’t completely abandoned us www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/316427...

They never pooped again.

Entirely too much Jelly Roll

That’s 3 whole years from now

S/O @flaminghydra.com RIP to Dave Bry

We have the collective memory of fruit flies, it seems

The Warhammer 40k subreddit dedicated to the subfaction of blood-soaked superhuman berserkers is going zero tolerance on homophobic and transphobic commenters, because Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows.

This goes hard