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he/they a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult
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where was she jan 6

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

another year thankful i did not watch/get invested in the oscars. not bc i think it's silly to care or have opinions, but because every opinion i have burns with the power of 1000 suns and in my world the substance swept and everyone involved in emilia perez is now in prison 😌

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

yearly rewatch of evangelion, time to traumatize myself all over again 😇😇

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

lazy? on a sunday? really reinventing the wheel over here.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

tate's album last week, rebecca's EP this week, and gaga's album next week. things are going very well in the "music made specifically for jacob" department 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

they should invent a friday that doesn't find me oh so sleepyyy

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

cyndaquil's trip through time

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

i for one welcome the chikoritaissance 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

giratina at mcdonald’s

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

can finally wear things other than sweaters to work again

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Kingdom Hearts III was always good, actually

submitted 8 days ago • 32 comments

when the gratification is delayed?? like. that's whack.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

guess who bought a ring light and is gonna be totally normal and not annoying about it?

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i bit the inside of my lip a few days ago and i'm just now realizing that the pain while it's healing is also a big contributor to why i've been in such a bad mood lately. 🙃

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

oh i'm like Burnt Out, burnt out 🫠

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

:o

submitted 13 days ago • 18 comments

i have located the issue: the blu-ray optical drive is busted. now the question is, do i have the homosexual audacity to try and fix it myself?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

losing my MIND at white lotus already. walton goggins and aimee lou wood is the most unhinged/inspired dynamic i've ever seen

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

oof. there have been worse snatch games, but this might've been the most boring one. and it was mostly the editing. it felt so hard to tell how anyone was doing

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

ahhhhh. having another sweat allergy attack. happy valentine's 😌

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

fun perk of splitting my time between both divisions in our office is now i get twice the tea

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

doing leg day on hump day as god intended

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

every time i tell myself i'm going to quit overwatch they pull me back in 🙃

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

#spoilers "Did he betray you, or was he just very, very gay?" Your weekly reminder that Avengers Academy is worth the price of a Marvel Unlimited subscription alone.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

season 3 of invincible is so good i'm DOUBLE mad how awful season 2 was

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

contrary to popular belief, i am still capable of being perceived

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

seems weird that all job applications require you to remove your heart and place it in the jar of eternal suffering. seems like we should have moved past that by now.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

"hello, i'm dr. gaga, LMHC. i'd like to tell you about abracaDABDA, my new approach to processing the stages of grief."

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

honestly if beyoncé isn't going to announce cowboy carter again, what is the point of having a super bowl this year?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be like the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

i think i might be the problem. this boy checks literally all my boxes and i just feel like it's not clicking. meanwhile i've spent years of my life pining after people who did not deserve me 🙃

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

psn is working again, but now my ps5 has just decided not to read discs anymore??

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

having one of those days where i'm seriously considering throwing out all my clothes, shaving my head, and becoming a completely different person. i'm very normal all the time 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

trying to be a normal person who doesn't have a meltdown bc the fucking psn servers have been down all fucking evening

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments