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Random jokes, opinions, dry sarcasm, etc. Strong thoughts about The Cardigans. My views are my own. He/him. Waterloo, ON
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This elderly man showed up to support an anti-trans bill in my home state and then, because he had to wait hours to testify, he was stuck listening to queer folks rally against it By the time it was his turn to speak, he'd changed his mind Never doubt that speaking out can change hearts and minds

submitted 6 days ago • 88 comments

it is cool that when you search something on google now it just gives you back a bunch of random sentences it has put in bold, in the past you would have to give a chimp a highlighter pen and some textbooks to get that.

submitted 11 days ago • 19 comments

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

submitted 18 days ago • 23 comments

I'm enjoying the new Sonic Hall concert venue in Guelph, but I'm at The Grapes of Wrath and this is the first time in many years of concert going that a band member left to head to the bar downstairs to (unsuccessfully) ask for them to turn down their music.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Who voted today? Me, because I was too lazy to get to an advance poll, and therefore was in no danger of committing voter fraud by trying to vote twice!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

(smashing flagon of ale on the ground) retweet the Jon Bois overtime hockey tweet!! (my squire boy who writes all my tweets): "verily, my liege... as that was a tweet... and this is bluesky," (pounding the table) then find me a screenshot!!

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

I didn't watch the "big game" live, but I did record it, and can confirm that the Hunter Steel ad aired in the first quarter, after the Thunderbolts* trailer, Instacart apparently producing a sequel to Foodfight! and an Advil ad. Who need a new ad since 2017? www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ku...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

They took it away, nearly two years ago, along with all the backups. In honor of his performance this season, I rebuilt it from scratch. https://ilovecitr.us/darnold/

submitted 65 days ago • 98 comments

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Facts. It’s not too late to get a flu shot.

submitted 80 days ago • 9 comments

Jeepers, it's been 7 years since the Shoppers was open 24/7 for Xmas, and also had the warm soda sign, but that's not going to stop me from celebrating traditions by wishing everyone a Merry Xmas and a Happy Warm Soda! #warmsoda #worsttraditionever www.flickr.com/photos/mutan...

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

submitted 86 days ago • 252 comments

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

submitted 460 days ago • 43 comments

i think that pokemon card app was supposed to get me addicted to collecting pokemon cards but instead i have just gotten addicted to opening packets of stuff like ketchup, sugar, and silica gel.

submitted 103 days ago • 4 comments

everything i know about professional emails i learned from channing tatum's leaked one

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

(Holding a baby, pointing at the Pikachu float during Macy’s thanksgiving parade) See that? That is God

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

i actually think the pilgrims would have really enjoyed the thanksgiving day parade. they fucking loved elmo

submitted 112 days ago • 10 comments

If "A Man on the Inside" had been made in the 1980s, the role of Elliott would be played by Billy Van and no one would notice a difference. Now how do I label this post "Content for @glark.org and no one else?"

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 118 days ago • 17 comments

Heads up everyone - this means they hate how well the blocklists work, which is amazing. But also time to be discerning about which lists you subscribe to.

submitted 121 days ago • 69 comments

Age yourself with your first computer.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

NACI guidelines allow for HPV vaccination at any age for any gender. If you have new partners sometimes, this vaccine PREVENTS CANCER. In Ontario pharmacists can give it without a prescription, just ask for it!

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment