i actually think the pilgrims would have really enjoyed the thanksgiving day parade. they fucking loved elmo - ThreadSky

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jonbois.bsky.social • 112 days ago

i actually think the pilgrims would have really enjoyed the thanksgiving day parade. they fucking loved elmo

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cheeseknee.bsky.social•112 days ago

misread this as emo and was like. the black parade was written about the thanksgiving day parade, huh………

monkeybrennan.bsky.social•111 days ago

*Loved fucking Elmo

warybear.bsky.social•112 days ago

True but the omen of a giant blue dog deflating would’ve gotten a lot of Goodies burned alive, so it’s a mixed bag

notbop.bsky.social•112 days ago

thats right jon

jkotiranta.bsky.social•112 days ago

I was never one for parades, seemed to me like much ado about American commercialism and Soviet tanks in front of the Kremlin.

zuzu4paws.bsky.social•112 days ago

and bad 90's cover songs

dakotaschmidt.bsky.social•112 days ago

Do you have proof of this?

rosenblumtheo.bsky.social•112 days ago

John Winthrop, the governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony, famously wrote down that “although The Lord despises all ornament, He is benevolent and pleased towards things small, red, and furrish. If He were to lead them to float in the sky like a cloud, the land would be healed from sin.”

rosenblumtheo.bsky.social•112 days ago

he may or may not have been zonked off his gourd on ergot-infected rye

charonsferry.bsky.social•112 days ago

They would love it but only if one of the floats had an effigy of the Pope being repeatedly hit in the balls with a hammer

ellocust.bsky.social•112 days ago

Damn, now I’m imaging them posting increasingly strident minion memes before launching the revolution.

jonenslin.bsky.social•112 days ago

The Temptations singing on the Wonder Bread float really is the reason for the season.

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