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filmmaker, writer, performer, learned my trade via cargo cult science
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submitted 127 days ago • 243 comments

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

submitted 127 days ago • 116 comments

Rest in Peace, David Lynch

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.

submitted 127 days ago • 462 comments

Thank you David Lynch for your boundless empathy

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Perry, the donkey who served as the Donkey model for Shrek, has passed away at the age of 30.

submitted 138 days ago • 75 comments

lolsob porn/romance scam bots are now putting Dem resist stuff in their bios because they found that their follow back culture is an easy way in

submitted 139 days ago • 63 comments

Woody Guthrie wrote a song after FDR's death with a refrain that works for Jimmy Carter as well: "This world was lucky to see him born" www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Dear_...

submitted 144 days ago • 154 comments

fun fact the only reason is Warner Bros. owns DC Comics is because in 1966 a mob-owned NJ parking lot company merged with an 1880s-founded house renovation service and went on a truly random string of acquisitions.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Aspiring filmmakers forced to rely on October month and Spirit Halloween to source cheap costumes and props

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 155 days ago • 6 comments

We are now at the point we must beware of the Chumbley

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

fun fact the man who writes all the conservative NYT headlines is a slime troll who lives in a poop cave and is paid exclusively in old bones.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Luigi Mangione just retained an attorney.

submitted 165 days ago • 24 comments

The idea of a Luigi Mangione implies there's a Waluigi Mangione.

submitted 165 days ago • 19 comments

Aide: his name is luigi mangione Eric Adams: no thank you I'm not hungry

submitted 165 days ago • 6 comments

B. J. Novak post more like this

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I presume vast schools of pricklefish swim near the holly reefs. They don't teach spelling in those schools, though.

submitted 167 days ago • 13 comments

NYPD suspects that the killer of United Healthcare's CEO has fled the city, but they are not giving up. 24 hours a day, in precincts all over the city, officers whose heads are the exact size and shape of a Boars Head boiled ham showing each other stuff on their phones and injecting steroids.

submitted 167 days ago • 58 comments

Is there any worse self-own than hitting snooze, then proceeding to have an absolutely face-melting nightmare during the ten extra minutes

submitted 168 days ago • 18 comments

The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.

submitted 168 days ago • 267 comments

honestly this method of filmmaking sounds headache inducing but fun, like doing algebraic geometry in order to play pretend in the backyard

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

man you take a brief leave of absence from the CIA and everyone forgets how to do coups

submitted 170 days ago • 37 comments

[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!

submitted 170 days ago • 191 comments

For the hell of it gonna write a cynical parody thriller where Real Actor Timothee Chalamet is kidnapped by a deranged cinephile and fights his way out with the help of a heroic movie exec who looks like Glen Powell, and Sloppo the IP robot. It will be called “THE MOST SELLABLE MOVIE EVER MADE”

submitted 172 days ago • 1 comment