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I love how tech keeps going back to humanoid robots even though literally any other design would be safer, more useful, and more stable for personal use. "no it has to be a SERVANT," screams the reptile hindbrain

Elon Musk at a public event

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

efficiency government to set money on fire in offering to death god

I was talking to my four year old about why we have different surnames and what ‘full names’ are and he insisted that my full name is ‘Claire Davie iPhone’ because that’s what Siri says when his dad phones me

you can hear this reply becoming gradually muffled as the car window slides up

Shift drink: Pelotón de la Muerte 1oz mezcal 1oz suze 1oz dry vermouth

Sixteen years since Black Saturday. Working on the Royal Commission into those bushfires changed the course of my life. Thinking today about all those affected by the devastation caused, and all those who provided assistance.

Gelato pier walk at dusk

Lee Atwater had a pungent and famous quote about how once conservatives could no longer use the n-word they used things like “states’ rights” to invoke the same spirit. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration any more — if it ever was — to say they use DEI as the n-word.

Lazy Monday recovering from last night’s excesses - we are watching The Wild Robot

Songs about the Sandman ranked by how menacing they make the Sandman sound: 1. Roy Orbison - In Dreams 2. Metallica - Enter Sandman 3. The Chordettes - Mr. Sandman

well said aaron b!

These emails, sent across agencies, compel all federal employees to snitch on any colleague whose work might have some vague DEIA inflection. Those who refuse to snitch will be disciplined. Seems designed to put all workers who aren’t white men under a cloud of suspicion. Truly vile stuff.

cosmic tram #gamedev #unity

Bette Davis in "Of Human Bondage" (John Cromwell, 1934).

In all seriousness: the last 2 weeks of TikTok posturing and Zuck grovelling, combined with the X insanity of the last year, should show you that an app with a feed that you don’t control serves *other people’s interests* - not yours.

Severance (S02 E01)

Ah, fuck. This one hurts. The world feels like a poorer place without his creativity in it, really glad I watched so many of his works over the last six months and connected with so many of them. RIP to the cinematic king of the subconscious 💔

A truly awful day for movies and art, losing one of the most singular and brilliant voices to ever make them. We've unlocked our full David Lynch issue from 2017, which is now entirely free to read. R.I.P. Mr. Lynch, and thank you forever for the work and example you left us.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Today is a day for Calippos and air con

ANORA plus THE SUBSTANCE made for *quite* the double feature at the movies today

Way more worried about the olds who can't seem to tell that just because they read it on Facebook doesn't mean it's true, than the youngs who, in my experience, treat social media as the toxic waste it's largely become.

Bertrand Bonello on opening THE BEAST with a green screen and why the subject of his film is not just Gabrielle but Léa Seydoux: www.rogerebert.com/interviews/u...

with every bite of bánh mì they grow stronger

You ever had a film on your watchlist for decades because you’ve heard it’s a classic and you’re a good little cinephile and then you finally watch it and it completely blows your mind with how extraordinary it is? That was me last night watching THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER