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mwhooker.bsky.social
Life long SFer, 3 kids, 4 chickens, and a bad ceramics habit. Chat at me
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Just replaced 4 faulty breakers so we can now run our vacuum in every room đź’Ş

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Why is gelatin in everything

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Should have died a decade ago, cur

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Wild email to send as a recruiting company

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Hope gritty never gets milkshake ducked

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I think this audiobook was narrated by the guy they based the worst TikTok voice on

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A hecka ton is basically Ancient Greek for 100

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God damnit, Matt Berry, every song I know with the lyric “New York city” has been ruined

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Wordle loves to tell me a made a 0 skill move when I solve the puzzle. Guess there are some things you can’t measure

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Better late than never I guess

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Can’t imagine the feeling of betrayal if I realized a close friend was using apple’s AI message generation to talk to me

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Can’t stop thinking about the time I pronounced allioli as al-e-ol-e in front of a large group of peers. Later that day I realized it was probably a different spelling of aioli

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Why does instagram (I know I know) do that thing where you open the app, it shows you a picture for 600ms, then disappears it off your timeline forever. I wanted to see that!

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I’m not sure I can drink this as someone with dependents

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“Shit show” is actually quite an arresting concept

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I just want to make ceramics and not have to worry about the future

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I knew England was over when they got that bottom tier double TLD

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Listening to Matilda with the kids for a road trip and realizing I always thought Matilda could control things with her finger

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when I Ĺżense the foetid whiff of foeces

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Not sure how to square this with lrt

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So happy to be subsidizing the rest of this country…

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French need to cool it with the letter u

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Monday and Tuesday of this weeks NYT crossword have seemed very Halloween coded

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Trueanon is doing a whole thing on the zizian murder cult right now

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I guess being a superpower was nice while it lasted.

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There’s a cockney git in me that seems to come out around 10pm

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Wish I didn’t get a grimes song stuck in my head every time musk was in the news

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I've noticed these red utility boxes going up all over the neighborhood. missionlocal.org/2025/02/peop...

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Seems like a great way to quickly generate angry men with time on their hands

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Rain rain fush yu mang

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Wait what the fuck?

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So who’s using roam/obsidian/logseq?

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Our school brings a sort of hermetic vibe to school fundraising that check writers don’t really get

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Office coffee tastes like shit so they got me drinking Celsius like a child

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lucifer is such a good bad show

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Kids with grandma so I was able to make some pottery. Don’t like any of them, but hopefully I’ll learn something

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Wonder what’s gonna happen when the coin bubble bursts

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Eschewing consumerism by light Oggling air fryers by night

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Love too pay vegetarian tax on literally every meal

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Who the fuck is Brantley

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The sad thing is my grandchildren won’t even know/believe/care about the way things used to be

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