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mwhooker.bsky.social
Life long SFer, 3 kids, 4 chickens, and a bad ceramics habit. Chat at me
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Something I’ve learned from working in an office for this first time after COVID is no one knows how to properly wash their hands

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shoutout to every credulous pundit who said that this piece was hysterical

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

i am going to Lose My Fucking Mind if the seed crystal for an antifascist general strike ends up being david fucking brooks

submitted 8 days ago • 140 comments

Why is every uber a Tesla now

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Fuck off, wordle bot

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

At the Davis in n out and I think the UC might be working on AGI?

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Damn this lady Gaga set at Coachella has a lot going on

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Something about spelling bee just doesn’t fit with my brain. I feel like I’m drowning when I can’t find any more words. The crossword is like a cool breeze through the synapses though

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This is the actual press release title? 🤡

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Is this good?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Am I a cuck if I use my turn signal? What if my “turn signal” is a device I use to tell my wife’s boyfriend it’s “his turn”?

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Someone buy this teapot www.hamishjacksonpottery.com/shop/p/teapo...

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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

submitted 18 days ago • 313 comments

hi, economy expert here! this is not funny, stock markets only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

submitted 18 days ago • 92 comments

Probably a bad time to launch my $400 dog vest brand, petagonia

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How long do you think he’ll make us sweat before naked graft starts carving out tariff exceptions

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

USE A CONTRAPTION

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Really looking forward to paying my taxes!!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

How do neurotypical people experience clothing tags

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I see instagram shipped their ai slop algo adjustments this week

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@bsky.app the recent jumpiness as I scroll around on the iOS app is making it really hard to use. Hoping just a bug🤞

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Should have learned mandarin like everyone told me

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Happy by Pharrell

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Wish I went to nceca

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TIL “aficionado” is Spanish for amateur

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

stayed up way too late watching performances after stumbling upon the tom's diner acapella video www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq-k... www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_EY... www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbq4...

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Do I still have to pay my taxes this year?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Root canal mies en place

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I’ve never looked into life insurance, but I assume it’s like the lottery where in order to get the full amount you need to get it paid out over a lifetime

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…the steak sauce?

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Look at the detail on this pottery

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Biggest earthquake of my kids lives just now

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Just ordered a “dirty” soda at t bell and was insulted to find it contained no alcohol. I suspect this is a Mormon invention, which feels like stolen alcoholic valor

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Help me I’m pannikin’

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Every uber driver just wants to talk about musk

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

On my way to San Diego. Don’t let me down, ATC

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

As someone who watched a lot of ER as a kid, the Pitt is pretty good

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Just caught a fly in my fist

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Connecting with all of humanity though the music of rem, b-52’s, Neko case, and the go-go’s tonight

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t they know the web is dead?

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Some of the best music in the world is the post rock I hear coming out of the HVAC vent

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I was so incredibly cranky this morning until I had a coffee and a redbull and now I’m positively giddy. Maybe I am addicted to caffeine

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