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mwk.io
šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ Legally recognized favorite child, comedian, frequent guest at Big Dick's Halfway Inn, best-selling author, member of the royal family, nudist in training.
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This tracks. Trump is already senile.
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Iā€™m all for the revenue for the city (not the corrupt MTA), but give a guy a break! Not sad to se it go.
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I live smack in the middle of the congestion zone. Itā€™s a massive tax on me and my family. I need my car to help with my disabled daughterā€™s appointments and general travel. Other places that have implemented such a plan have discounted rates or exemptions for people who live in the zone.
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Can you believe it?
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So bizarre
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I wish. Still holding out hope.
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Pics or it didnā€™t happen
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It's a toss-up between Brokeback Mountain and Earnest Goes To Camp
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Hi, Keith! Iā€™m right there with you.
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I wonder how many of those 18 million daily users on X are actually bots.
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Awesome, Jason!
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Sounds like a date I had once!
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Looks like what the White House will look like in a few weeks!
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Same
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Pics or it didnā€™t happen
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Girrrllllll
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Nice banana!
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Maybe a love letter?
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This is the way
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Looking like that, who need clothes?
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LMK when you find out.
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Dad?
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Pro tip: The oven works well for sweater and shoe storage. Pots and pans in a pinch.
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What do you think about this? Iā€™m at my dadā€™s hospital bedside. He has ā€˜deep sea premium salineā€™ and the container says to compare it the ingredients of ocean. Ironic or not?
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I hear he was packinā€™. Soā€¦.
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They both drive me bananas!
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I hear heā€™s packinā€™
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I hear heā€™s packinā€™
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I hear heā€™s packinā€™
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Yes we do!
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Tee hee. He said morning.
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I resemble that remark!
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Let me guessā€¦ 2.5 miles?
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Itā€™s hard. Just did it.
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Call 311.
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The best feeling evva!
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Ainā€™t NYC wonderful for just this? Enjoy the show - itā€™s very good!
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Iā€™m somewhere between Monday and Tuesday. That is, not knowing what Thursday is, of course.
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Following
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Speak for yourselfā€¦ Iā€™m feverishly searching for the ā€˜more schlongā€™ setting. Is there a dial of some sort? A button?
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How do I see mine?