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all the vibes have been vibed: time to do the work #badmicropoetry #notadvice

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I've taken the shit you left in the hall, so much crap the curb is full of you, your detritus shining like aluminum foil disguising dog turds, an ex-lax doughnut in an old office fridge for the sweet prince of the sales floor who never learned to dress rightly for the part #badmicropoetry #poetry

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I think we can all agree that this is the best compromise to the whole Gulf of Mexico/Gulf of America naming dispute. #GravityFalls

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#badmicropoetry #poetry

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So I heard about this site: theyseeyourphotos.com, which purports to use AI to determine how much can be inferred from a single photo of you. Of course, I'm not an idiot. I didn't upload a picture of myself. No, I uploaded a picture of my avatar, a minor character from 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘯. Behold:

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New drinking game for Super Bowl LIX: Take a shot every time Tom Brady says "stud." You'll be blackout drunk by the end of the first quarter. #Superbowl #ChiefsKingdom

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youtu.be/38PB3sBZxf4?... #February

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Dear Elected Democratic Party Members: You are now the opposition party. Get your shit together and act like it.

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as it turns out, I am not a morning person.

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some days, you just want to eat an entire hickory farms gift basket summer sausage in one go. today was that day. a man has needs.

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your potential to do good is proportional to your potential to fuck shit up but who cares about proportionality except creatine freaks & doomsday preppers & weak-willed democrats in congress too worried about their base to wrest power from fascists? #badmicropoetry #poetry #notreally

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we drank beers & pissed on rocks outside Barstow to celebrate the future anniversary of your death but you left town so we missed you & pissed for nothing but at least it was a good ride #badmicropoetry #poetry

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the bro ken road side sneak er goes no where fast #badmicropoetry #poetry

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to be famous in poetry is no mean feat: just follow the right folks & post pithy comments while intermittently raging at all the motherfucking fascists ruining the world including that guy who cut in line at Starbucks & people who walk cats on a leash & bad drivers #badmicropoetry #poetry

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the streetlight flicks static hums against the night & the dog doesn't sniff odd piles or wrappers for once & the kid in the stroller drops a bear & the mother's ass crack says hello & the less I know about things I do not know the better the world will be #badmicropoetry #poetry

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the last pecan roll lurks in the box waiting wanting longing for love oh my darling you are too sweet & it is too late for such seductions #badmicropoetry #poetry

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_advice_ every writer says this worked for me but they lie: you must listen for a hand open in silence & the buddha smiling & only then will you know #badmicropoetry #poetry

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Read. Read books. Reading books is resistance. Buy. Buy books. Buying books is resistance. Share. Share books. Sharing books is resistance. Celebrate Celebrate books. Celebrating books is resistance.

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Americans waking up to reality this week.

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Okay, I WOULD totally watch a show called Starship Goof Troopers.

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some days, I just have nothing to say.

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The ability to turn off reposts and quote posts in the Following feed truly cleanses the Bluesky experience.

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there's a hollow in the grain— a road littered with signs & leaves & the sound of letting go that holds the shape of storms carved by words we didn't say on barefoot kitchen tile & wrapped in curtains like the moon slipped behind clouds when the record skips & the needle wears down #badmicropoetry

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the telephone wires hum like violins, ghosts in the lines like your name on the wind when the dog barked at trucks where our words used to land & train whistles sliced through midnight's last dark; the sky is a wound that refuses to close & the stars sing a hymn in reverse #badmicropoetry

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the coffee tastes like an old photograph as the world spins slow like a scratched forty-five lost in the grooves of a one-note song where a paint-by-number moon burns high sulfur kerosene just to chase the sound of weeds growing tall while the clocks wind down #badmicropoetry

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your clothes are in the dryer but you wait two hours to check & of course they're cold & damp & you hit it for another cycle & so it goes & you suddenly remember nestled under covers but it's too lovely & maybe your undies like your lover won't mind a morning spin #badmicropoetry

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dear reader, I don't care if you read these words but the demon riding my back whispers fuck you every time I scritchy-scrabble the page & so I write lest some angel shows up to ruin the whole damn affair with insufferable joy #badmicropoetry

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I said one day my poems would be taught in colleges & my prof said yes as examples of what doesn't work: hard truths are hard, damn it #badmicropoetry

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god I miss cigarettes even though they're right there, how the drag filled my lungs & stained the callus on my fuck you finger with sweet nicotine but the callus is gone now: I no longer grip pencils for hours penning missives & my damn index finger is tappingly numb #badmicropoetry

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_With Apologies to Brautigan & Bukowski_ At 3:15 a.m. a beer shit smells like a marriage between inspiration and desperation. I had to clean my ass in the shower before I could write this down. But before I did I looked in the toilet and said "Ahah! I made that!" #badmicropoetry

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_With Apologies to Richard Brautigan_ I am sittting at the kitchen table, drinking a mug of Earl Grey. An ant is crawling on the refrigerator handle. I have to disturb him so I can get some milk. There's a bowl of cornflakes I want to eat. #badmicropoetry

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hot tea, old mug, good book: just me & tinnitus ringing in the new year #badmicropoetry

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