mxabye.bsky.social
The 30 something overmused They/Them of mayhem. Sassy book witch.
AlDNI 🚫(Overuse and intentionally deceptive use of Al will be blocked)
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MDNI 🔞 (Anyone below 18 will be blocked, I'm generally SFW but no promises.)
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See also, the rougish character that grins and winks as a stubstitute for actual mischief and charm. Then...
Wait for it... ☝️
TRAGIC HISTORY! They're childish and carefree because of their dark past that... stops them... from being those things?
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Level Seeking Gets an Upgrade.
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Sunglasses all the time would be pretty funny though, in the face of authority.
"Excuse me, can you remove your sunglasses please?"
"I NEED THEM TO SEE."
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I'm neither haughty nor good looking enough to pull off sunglasses all the time, including indoors and at night. But I like my half frames too, there's a nice bit of freedom from not having a visible frame below eye-level.
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I mean, at least with "passport" storage drives, they're pretty visible most of the time, and it's nice to be able to distinguish between the two, but it irks me a little when there's an additional charge because the casing is pretty. :\
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I was also told Jill never did that.
...No shit. You mean to tell me the shit I just made up for a joke *didn't* actually happen? Wow, damn. My reality warping powers must be getting weaker with age and the free will of the people.
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It's astonishing how I demonstrated knowledge of the ending, and how Carlos hasn't appeared in future titles, but people still stopped reading after the question to tell me I'm a big dummy... Even though the question itself is referencing the ending to both RE3 and the remake.
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My favourites are the ones who will see you demonstrate knowledge of the series, and proceed to post something like "Well ackshully, Boss never played Rock Paper Scissors with Jack". Yes... The reference, the subversion, the candid conversation between mentor mom and student son... That's the joke.
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I look forward to it, I'm happy that you've got something that fits a little more. Personally, I confuse the heck out of my self when someone has a similar colour/vibe of pfp and I warmly greet a complete stranger.
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Jokes aside, this is a genuine note to keep myself safe as a reminder, as paracetamol is my go-to for pain relief. I am fine, this is about safely taking the meds, not accidentally overdoing it.
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With all due respect, I hope I never find out that answer in person.
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“We lost, Gen. Pistoff.”
“WHAAAT?! Why?”
“Tell him, Rogers.”
“…” 💦
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“Pvt Rogers splashed me!”
“Damn it, Rogers. Keep at it and we’re turning this chopper around.”
…💦
“THATS IT”
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There is no "fun", just extremely dry fan theories, and if you joke, you're either factually wrong or attacking someone's beloved franchise.
It's annoying when someone will bitterly defend media that was *made* to be silly, made to have whimsy and quirks.
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Something that can spin its own humour instead of a punchline of "rEmEmBeR tHiNg ExIsTs!"
I think another problem spoofs face is that people take media way too seriously these days, something I'm also guilty of, but jokes are seen as attacks rather than observations.
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RIP your notifications if there is an Ooze remake/remaster, which I'm sure would've at first been "Oh hey, that thing you were talking about is getting a remaster" but is now going to be news outlets "Meet the woman singlehandedly responsible for the revival of a Sega game she kept from obscurity".
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Of course, they were just character design changes, but these are beings that can shift their appearance as they desire, with Alucard even looking more human to pose as an agent in future games.
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Probably the best thing about 3rd Birthday, although panned, the game did give us updated Parasite Eve songs:
Primal Eyes (The theme of PE1): www.youtube.com/watch?v=fItP...
Escape from UB (Final Boss theme of PE1):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O4r...
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Must be a nightmare going shopping.
*Smash*
"Ugh."
*Tosses $100 to the staff*
!!!
*Hits opponent with a $500 vase*
*Tosses $500 to the staff*
"Worth it."
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I am, of course, joking.
My main take from university was to adjust and reshape my work, sometimes, an idea just wasn't ready so I would shelve it or even recycle it in a new story. It's also OK to push back a little bit, sometimes, I would share an idea and elaboration made it acceptable.
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Noel Edmonds brings him the losing contestants, so that Blobby can fulfil its mitosis cycle with biomass. Since the victim is technically still alive, no charges were brought upon the BBC.
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I had to collect something and pay for it. In the past, a rogue derogatory joke has made me immediately walk out. The kind of roast acceptable between friends, which I am not.
In the past, I have walked when I've been with someone they assumed was "in charge" of me.
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Funky Kong raising awareness after... Well... www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpdP...
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To clarify, the enbie character only does this if you choose they/them at the start of the game. So it’s not misgendering or deliberate ambiguity.
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Of course, there’s also the ickiness that gets warned about at the start of the game. It doesn’t get too graphic, just uncomfortable.