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Chris➡️Italian|33|queer|she/her|they/them. Constantly tired. Into music, dinosaurs, old school F1, and fucked up shit. 🔞 mxmorden.carrd.co
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Ok, I are some tiramisù and now I don't hate the world as much as I did this morning 🥲

TFW you already woke up in a bad mood and the first thing your mom says to you as soon as you see her is: "I like Putin"

"The sex in Poor Things is pointless" Y'all, I think we're done for. I think there's no going back. They made us just too fucking stupid to understand anything without it being spelled out in the simplest of terms and at least three times.

Page 321 out of 800 of The Wolves of Eternity. I'm not *disliking* this sequel per sé, but I don't really gaf abt Syvert and I wanna know wtf is going on back at the fjord 😭

Man, watching old season reviews is making me so sad ;^; all of my boys :((( Seb&Kimi at Ferrari, Lewis&Nico and whatever the fuck they had going on in 2016, Daniel (DANIEEEEL 😭😭😭) and then Niki watching from the Mercedes garage ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ I miss them ☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔

I've had no internet at home for like a week and having to save data on my phone bc I don't know when the issue will be solved made me realize that my mood fucking PLUMMETS whenever I get back online.

Trying to catch up w/ the seasons I missed before the first race of 2025 & I started w/ 2016, which is the last season I followed. The war flashbacks I got made me realize that I shouldn't have been beefing w/ an 18yo, bc 18yos are dumbasses, and that FIA was actually the only enemy all along lol

god forbid women have hobbies

i know many of y'all do not use twitter anymore and for good reason but i feel compelled to share this image is big in jp circles these days

It's only gonna take me forever to finish this one lol (Bookmark courtesy of my downstairs neighbors 🥰)

this gotta be one of my favorite sexualities

Should've let me write the Senna Netflix series, I wouldn't have skipped on the Gerhard&Ayrton shenanigans 😞

Happy bday Alain Prost, fr one of the babygirliest race drivers of all time 🥺

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you guys should read about "degenerate art" and how the nazi party coined the term in order to silence/target artists whose works didn't reflect their values. even if you don't "like" something an artist has made, it's extremely important to be critical of WHY you don't like it, and to ensure that

Lewis: *speaks 2 words of Italian* Me:

enough with ‘your 30s are for’ my 30s are for rediscovering everything i used to love and realizing 14 year old me was kinda onto something

When will my home internet connection come back from the war? 😔

I dunked a cookie in my tea this morning. Held it under until the bubbles stopped. Thought of you.

I watched a Brazilian documentary abt Senna this morning and now I have his voice as he goes "papapapa" along to the Senna theme song or whatever it's called stuck in my head, someone help me

The good thing is that it turns out I understand Portuguese better than I thought; the bad news is that it's still not good enough and I only get like 70/75% of what this docu is saying lmao

Snek

My dad is from the US, so he's not that well versed when it comes to F1, but I knew he knew who Jackie Stewart was and I always kinda wondered how, and now I'm even more confused bc he came to me and asked me if Jackie has ever raced and 😭 what do you MEAN!? 😭😭😭

Sean "Diddy" Combs lawyer, Anthony Ricco, just filed a motion in court to withdraw himself from the case: "Under no circumstances can I continue to effectively serve as counsel for Sean Combs" Anthony Ricco was Osama Bin Laden's lawyer. 💀

if you see this consider yourself tagged name: Chris pronouns: she/her + they/them height: like 1.65? Maybe? Not entirely sure sexuality: pan :D sign: aries piercings/tats: helix on my right ear. I used to have my left eyebrow pierced ;^; color: 💜💚💙 drink: tea! o7 food: 🍣 animal: too many 🥲

Cmq io ogni volta che vedo la prima foto penso a quella di Alain con la faccia di uno che ha perso tutta la voglia di vivere e 😭

Emerson Fittipaldi's political bullshit may have put me through a top 10 anime betrayal kind of emotional crisis, but at least hyperfixating on Brazilian F1 race drivers a decade ago means I can now enjoy Brazilian shitposting 🤷🏻‍♀️

post-trimax AU

We celebrated a birthday recently & a relative couldn't come, so we offered to bring them some cake the next day & they said: "I don't eat one-day old cake" & like... am I nuts or is that insane? I always thought the best thing abt birthdays was getting to eat cake for breakfast the next day :/

Zodiac sign, MBTI, 4 Temperaments, Enneagram tests, none of those tell me anything about a person. The only true way to know someone's soul is to ask them what they think abt Alain Prost 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I have accidentally acquired my first mechanical keyboard but it's kinda weird and the backspace button is small as fuck and I keep accidentally hitting ù instead of deleting stuff someone help

If 2017!me found out 2025!me keeps thinking "maybe Max Verstappen isn't that bad, actually" she would probably think I've lost my fucking mind.