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7yo was a finalist in the yearbook cover contest for the school and listen I am very supportive of 7yos creative endeavors but this horse will haunt my nightmares

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People say attention spans are short now, but theatrical playbills from the olden days are like: ᴍʀ ᴡᴀʀʙᴏʏs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍ ONELY THE GOOD BITS FROM - 𝕁 𝕌 𝕃 𝕀 𝕌 𝕊 ℂ 𝔼 𝔸 𝕊 𝔸 ℝ - ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ʟɪɴᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ - 𝕆 𝕋 ℍ 𝔼 𝕃 𝕃 𝕆 - ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴍʀs sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ 𝙱 𝚁 𝙴 𝙰 𝙺 𝙳 𝙰 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴

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legend has it that if you timed your spring forward correctly you can skip sunday night anxiety altogether…

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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

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Apparently there’s an unpublished Westing Game sequel??? www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

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OK, I have more than four questions....

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

What’d she do? Return a Tesla?

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i hope this is how March feels

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

“you have thick skin” it’s called a peel

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

"They hate Italians and LibsofTikTok" is not only such a bizarre nonsequitur but also, come on, who doesn't.

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

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He was so real for this.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

This is why I believe trans women are the bravest. Everyone is taught from early on that feminine = inferior. E.g., telling a girl she’s “not like other girls” is a compliment. 🤨 Confronting and overcoming this mentality is brave. 🫡 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

we’re about to get threeberculosis

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Guess we're just not calling shit.

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

As the expected Christian Nationalism EO came in, I’m seeing a bunch of “this isn’t real Christianity” noise in my mentions. Nope. Christian friends. 1/x 🧵 This is 💯 part of the history of Christianity, dating to Constantine, to the Holy Roman Empire, forced conversions, Inquisitions, +

submitted 31 days ago • 127 comments

NO. I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I KEEP SEEING THIS WRONG OPINION STATED WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE, AND SO PERVASIVELY. GODDAMN PEOPLE. The attached picture explains why I am so peeved.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

All these posts urging government employees who’ve been fired unlawfully to just keep working, as if the unlawful nature of the termination mitigates its effectiveness… NO. If you’re fired, you’re fired. You sue later and IF A COURT AGREES, you get backpay, maybe re-hiring, etc. 1/🧵

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

We would like to clear up the confusion: the exhibit is definitely the rare and exotic pygmy lions, and not house cats with fake manes attached as some guests have suggested.

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

If you see any of our penguins flying about, please alert a staff member. They are not supposed to use the t-shirt cannon.

submitted 48 days ago • 8 comments

Social media strategy for 2025: 1. Be more unhinged on Bluesky 2. Somehow keep my job 3. Be less afraid when someone in the office asks "Do you run the Bluesky account?" 4. Promote our products at least once 5. Beyond Hot Italian Sausage 6. Already did number 5, nailed it