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Yaaaay!! I could NOT play Fallout comfortably till I got the final achievement in PO 😅😅

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Aaaand I just found out that the camp that I built SPECIFICALLY with Fallout fishing in mind, has too low water levels 🫥 Am I dumb?? I might be dumb.

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Well, I bought one of those flossing machines and I have to say that I feel VERY refreshed. And so does my entire bathroom, my chest, my legs, my shoulders, and my cat 💦

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See, I always love it when a film throws a bunch of money at a couple of academics like this. Fuck yeah Professor Adler, go hog wild in the set shop being uptight about the color of the stone walls

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Accidentally bought PARTY bags of peanut m&ms instead of FAMILY size so that’s my snack for the next 180 snacks or so.

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Also, it took me over a year to save due to…everything bonkers we’re all dealing with to some degree, but I finally have a Plays*ation 5 ☺️ One day before the next Fallout Season, and yes, that’s typical of me 😅

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Woke up at 3am for a 7am onwards possible parcel that didn’t come till around 2pm.

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I think it’s a fish n chips n curry sauce night tonight, loves. Something to get us through it all 😌

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Never had a minor accident Event where all of the drivers are busted for dui alcohol but here we are 🤷‍♀️

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I was both in love with and destroyed by 1923.

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Examples of car crashes in this game - The two green cars are ones that crashed originally, the red cars and van were added chaotically in the background while I was interviewing witnesses, checking ids and taking photos 🥲

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Did I ever tell you guys about the time my big brother sat in the middle of the living room with his cup of fresh coffee, and our hamster sleepily wandered over in his cage, stuck his bottom in the air against the metal, and perfectly arched a trail of urine up and over into my brother’s coffee?

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Why is it soo damn hard to buy Father’s Day gifts? He’s my dad, I’m not going to buy him fart gifts.

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I swear that a bonkers mind chases squirrels when there’s nothing to burden it. There’s nothing but there MUST be something?? No!! Bad mind. Be at peace.

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I got to see my nephew and he’s giving up on motorcycles!! People keep hitting his bike while it’s parked(??), and somebody tried to steal it. It’s too much for him and we’re all SUPER glad for that.

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Don’t forget to yell “BALLS” whenever you fuck up.

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Meep

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Had one of those first world (albeit slightly poorer) problems where my slim PS5 console won’t fit with my BLOCK of an Xb console on my tv stand.

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Grabbing your cat’s belly and going “is it full of cheeeeese???” is a fine way of getting a new scratch on your collarbone jus fyi

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So nice coming home and stripping off outdoor clothes and putting on a loose dress and shorts to plod about the house 😌

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Are we clean n spiffy? Yus 😘🧽

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🎵They’re not “NEW”, you just raised the fucking price 🎶

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Aw what a lovely little poem 🥰

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Ha! Skyrim lets me punch the losing jarl after he calls me out.

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The civil war in Skyrim is such a bitchfest.

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Big Yellow is back 💛

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Lmao

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Got the Argos app cos like why have the Amazon app and be tempted and not have the Argos app and be tempted. It’s not 15 years ago (holy shit), I’m not gonna just spluuuurge 👋💸

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It has taken literally YEARS to save £600 like 🫥 Teeth and bills and car mot or tires etc just popped up like damn daisies. Young me would be ashamed and more sweary.

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I’m going to get my PlayStation this month ☺️

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Well, I tried doing that feng shui thing and shifted my living room about, and that lasted about an hour and then I put it all back again. The best part about it all was I hoovered where it’s hard to hoover so…tiny win? 🏅

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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

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A brilliant piece of poetry from Michael Rosen, clearly directed at Starmer and the current Labour Government.

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I raised up my cat’s duvet on her beanbag cos lying on the floor to rub her belly was giving me grazes on my knees 😅 She seems okay atm.

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£3 for a box of small Maltesers. Sirs, you have taken my soul, spat on it, sat on it, read it Bible verses, then sent it back to me at twice the price.

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I murdered Nazeem in Skyrim. He was such a prick. They could have made him kinder, he would have lived longer.

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I snaaaaaked my shower drain, it was GROSS (seriously, FUCK soap bars) but it’s ✨DONE✨

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Finally watched Gone With the Wind. Heard about 40% of it. I get that they’re proud of their music, they should be, but wtf are they saying?? She said she had SOMETHING at the end but I could not know what that was so…yay? Also, fucking toxic relationship, jeeeeez.

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I can’t play Skyrim unmodded. Have you seen their toes??? Horrendous.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate (and hoard) a decent empty spray bottle.

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I love laundry. You put it on then take a nap for two hours. Genius 😌

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Went outside for a breath of fresh morning air (I don’t do it often anymore since I realised my neighbour’s window overlooks my yard where I sit and I had to listen to them have a conversation about me), and I was out there FIVE seconds and something crawled down my arm 🥲

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