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I’d be a terrible influencer. Listen to me and you’ll be eating cheese puffs and slightly stale jammie dodgers within a week.

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Haven’t been sleeping well recently. I don’t get it bcse everything is generally ok; there’s money in the bank, food in the cupboards, the house is clean, the cat is content…everything I can control is good. You just wish you can’t take on everything else bcse that’s just silly.

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rainy night vibes on the way to leyawiin 🌧️🌑🪻🐺🌱 #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

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I’m going to be good. I’m going to save up for my PlayStation. I will not buy any unnecessary games. I will buy my PlayStation and THEN buy unnecessary games.

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It’s weird that all my siblings are, or have been, married. Just meeting a stranger then falling in love, what even is that?? Surreal.

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Look, if there’s an emotional element to my life then I’m going to cry, okay? I’ll do that thing where I’ll roll my eyes and drag a previously dry sleeve over my face but it’ll happen because life demands it. Just don’t feel bad about that stuff, it’s way better to let yourself feel.

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I NEED Fallout to be more realistic with drops. If I’m running for my life, gun in hand, sweat tricking down my brow, knowing that the next few hrs determine everything that I’ve ever lived & loved & fought for, the last thing I’m going to pick up is a shopping basket #Fallout76

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Best thing about having a huge bed and a huge duvet is there is a 100% chance there’s a cat in this bed somewhere but I can’t tell cos she was by my leg but the duvet is moving to my right. It brings out the long awaited mystery of a cat ☺️

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Perfectly made for cats.

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Netting up, hoovered, bins, powdered, sprayed, pepperminted, plastics, cardboard, febrezed, byebye😴

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Bugnetting all up ☺️☺️ The best thing is finding the crease on the outside of the netting just stuffed with dead bugs. Including a wasp 🫥

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Funny story abt the croquettes. Remember I was minutely distressed abt shop not selling them anymore? Well, I went to my parents’ place & fell asleep in their armchair (normal), & my parents later starting talking abt dinner, & I apparently yelled “They don’t have croquettes anymore”

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Ooo there’s a special place 👇 for conspiracy nuts, right? 😒🙄 There’s gotta be if it’s like a lie after lie after lie etc.

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Somebody dumped these thousands of Stimpaks in a random cash register 😅 I know it’s from the Raids but how were they even able to move??

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This shirt from the new Sims pack works well for my office Sim. I didn’t think it would because they don’t make flattering shirts in the base game.

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They took away my croquettes and now I’m spiralling.

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Cutting welfare is NOT how you help people, especially on your first year out 🙄🙄

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I love how they dealt with grief in Avowed. It became so much more than “They died, I sad”.

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Massive nosebleed ✅ Unknowingly bumped into hair clip that attached itself to my ass & I sat on it & broke it ✅ Wore glasses in shower ✅ Dropped razor on foot, kicked it away in blind panic & stubbed toe ✅ Accidentally dried myself with towel I use as bathroom curtain ✅

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Waking up with a massive nosebleed is not sexy.

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Watching what airbnb guests leave behind is my new weird obsession.

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Urgh we should be paid actual cash money to suffer through cramps.

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This last Sims pack has shown they’ve really gotten into details, and they’re finally moving past shoving sore toes into tiny shoes like torture. Look at these roomy bad boys 😍

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I’ve been trying to stick with the “I get to” mantra. Like, I get to go to the dentist, I get to eat ice cream whenever I want, I get to sleep in my huge bed. 100 years ago, “I get to”, as a woman, would be severely limited. 200 yrs? Forget it. 300? Why even exist? But today, I get to.

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I did all the chores (tidy, hoover and spray under my bed, put up bug netting over bathroom window) that were on my list to complete for the entire month in 2 days 💅 bring out the video games!

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Memories!!! FALALALALALALAAAAAa #TheSims

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My mum actually bought me this netting, she said it’s thinner so less likely to have bugs come in, and that’s true, but I also think they sent her overly expensive silk.

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Bug netting up 😮‍💨 fuck all nuts, the little shits. Not even magnetic ffs.

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Babes, these are really nice. Like the new fruit pastilles before they took all the sugar and fun out of them. Don’t believe me? Ask me again in 5 minutes 👍☺️

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The detailing in the skin in Avowed is just near perfect. I remember this guy a couple of days ago with his shirt off who was asking for help, and I distracted af because I didn’t expect it. Like, it was enough that I would be mad at myself if this was real life.

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How they hell do you mop up past those damn brunette/black cat hairs? Lil soggy furballs.

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Don’t forget to say “Well, hotdog!” and slap your thigh.

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Aaaand, once again, I cannot watch the news because what the ever-loving fuck.

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I nabbed the next Sims expansion. I love the idea of waking up then walking downstairs and getting to work.

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Got a new bathmat for £5 and every part of my spider sense is tingling. Being an adult is weird.

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His lil snout and ear 🥺

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Merry Christmas 😌

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I’ve had better luck with Fasnacht today. Another glowing Scorchbeast mask (my third) and the final Plan for the flower/flowering boxes. Getting a tiny bit fed up, tho. Good thing it’s 5 days left 😶

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For the first time in well over a decade, I’ll see all my siblings within a month 😌

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Second Christmas cake ordered. Christmas is over so it’s a duck in sunglasses on top. It’s either that or a giant cross and that seems more threatening.

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Lovely when you scrub and hoover and change ALL the bin bags, dusting the carpets with citrus and cedar, and the cat waits until the VERY end to 💩

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My sister has one of those wretched sofas you get right out of university when your money is low. It snaps your back like a twig up until you snap its back like a twig. Plus, you have to squat to stand up like that’s not fair chair etiquette.

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