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myolemma.bsky.social
Future MLT, ASCLS Developing Professional//Collector of pins, perfumes, and patches//🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ rights always//J's wife 🩵💚//STL⚜️//no medical advice, opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer's
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Being queer in Missouri is exhausting. My state senator, Karla May, who represents one of the most progressive districts in the state, voted to affirm MO's stance on same sex marriage, which is that it shouldn't be allowed. She's a Democrat, by the way. Dems aren't doing enough to keep us safe.

We had a snow day! More time to study, let's go!!!!

Studying for this immunology and serology exam is making me wish there's a snow day like I'm back in grade school 😩 #labschool #mltintraining #immunology #serology

Cool mystery slide that I managed to get the microscope phone adapter to work to take a picture of. Going to use in my cell atlas project :) lil burr cell and some pappenheimer bodies(?) What do y'all see? #labtechintraining #labschool #clinicallab #hematology

FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE UP TO DATE ON YOUR VACCINATIONS NOW.

When arguing with younger science deniers, I enjoy telling them that Bush should have left them behind 🤭

My DNA test says I’m 40% trauma, 60% expired coupon energy.

The microplastics in my brain have combined and occluded major vessels and that's why I am like this

Made blood smears in lab for the 1st time today. Wasted so many slides 😅 managed to get 3 good ones and 2 bad ones that I'm still going to stain to learn from. #labschool #clinicallab #hematology

Finally got my immunology & serology textbook in after ordering it January 18th. The previous owner left so many detailed notes on post its and I feel like I won the lottery 🥲

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

Challengers wins Best Score 🎼 #CriticsChoiceAwards boxd.it/zld0

My wife is the best. I'm so proud of everything they did to make sure the house was ready for visitors. 🩵

Demi Moore wins Best Actress for The Substance 💉 #CriticsChoiceAwards boxd.it/zanS

Suspension Bridge xkcd.com/3048

You may wonder why altCDC is so political. Public health is as much about the disease as it is about the society in which that disease occurs. We are battling an admin that wants to dismantle US public health, sow misinformation, devalue science, and cripple our ability to respond to health threats.

kendrick won as many grammys with a song calling drake a pedophile as drake has won in his entire career and i think that's beautiful

I have a sinus headache and I'm mad at the government

You know you're in lab school when your professor tells you to ready to give a urine sample for class on Tuesday 😅 #lablife #mltintraining

“antibiotics were made up by doctors so they could put drugs in us and sell us more drugs!1!1!1!!!!” DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT GRAM POSITIVE VS GRAM NEGATIVE MEANS??????????

It still kind of blows my mind how normalized alcohol is. My coworkers and supervisors constantly make jokes everyday about alcohol but imagine I bring up weed and suddenly IM unprofessional 💀

🧵 🎉 Congratulations #Niger for eliminating Onchocerciasis, commonly known as river blindness, the first country in the African Region to do so bit.ly/40Ur7lV 1/4

I used one of my fav webkinz for this one :3 #transart #transally #webkinz #cuteillustration

It feels cool to know that the professional org you're a part of follows you. Thanks @iamascls.bsky.social 🩵 I hope ASCP joins soon too 👀 #labsky #lablife

It is within your rights as an American to be annoying to the people that represent you. Actually, I think more people should be annoying. Loudly! And in funny and interesting ways. Be creative✨

Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you.

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

I have awoken to the glorious sound of trash trucks in the alley clearing dumpsters. Emailing your alderman 3 times promising to email them daily until it's done and publicly shaming the city street dept shouldn't be necessary. Ours isn't the only block like this. #ward05 #southcitystl #trashremoval

Going on 3 weeks with no trash removal and no road treatment in our alley in #southcitystl #ward05 I have contacted our Alderman, Joesph Vollmer, twice to no response. This is unacceptable.

It's extra annoying that the country is being run by several guys who couldn't make it through an interview for a regular job because they're too weird and don't know how to do anything

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!” I really felt that.

TikTok: *shuts down* Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭 TikTok: *returns* Me: who r u TikTok: Your shayla Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

More musings from my wife, sober and asleep editon: "I want breakfast cereal panini." When questioned in what this mythical panini is, I was met with an emphatic but sweet "Uh huh"

Born to be a scientist in the Fuck Around age, forced to be a scientist in the age of Find Out instead. 🫠

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

here, have some fish from 2002