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Ever wanted to learn Tarot, but find most of the books out there dry or filled with "love and light"? F#$k that. Welcome to MysticBitchcraft, unfiltered fortunes for the practically inclined. I will teach you to read the tarot like the menace you are.
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Lol. His own people hate him for sure.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Have to say Trump's new anti-drug campaign could work. Who else could make drug abuse look this wack?

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

look, who wouldn't prefer playing with a chainsaw to dealing with their child's life-threatening medical issues

submitted 1 day ago • 50 comments

Phones can’t get any bigger than they are now. I have dropped my phone onto my face more times than I’d like to admit and if they get any heavier, I’m going to be walking around with black eyes and will need to make up some sort of narrative other than my hands are bad at holding things.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

“Respect your elders.” Literally no.

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

Just.....fucking wild.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao

submitted 8 days ago • 41 comments

they spend five billion dollars a year on this and it looks markedly worse than GTA V

submitted 6 days ago • 192 comments

And, yet another plane crash. Is this the pro-life, pro-efficiency agenda they wanted?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

when i text 💀 this is what i mean

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Has anyone seen any self-reflection from the Democratic establishment at all?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I am trying to read my little novel at the bar and there is one woman debating her boyfriend regarding their Christmas visitation schedule. He's sitting next to me and I can't hear his stance. She is louder than the entire bar. Why do people need to be this loud?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

There's really a family with a small child trying to come to Good Dog Bar in #Philly on a Saturday night. Bars are unwritten children free zones after sundown.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I really need people to replace the insults "bitch" and "pussy" with "ballsack". Thin skinned, weak under pressure and bad hair. Leave girl doggos alone. Pushy can take a pounding in a way a ball sack could never. It's the epitome of weakness.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This:

submitted 7 days ago • 166 comments

Don’t ask her if she ate. Just cash app her and tell her to eat

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Next time a white woman shits on the half time show ask her to recall the first time a man shit on media geared towards women. Then ask her if she's not kind of doing the same thing.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck

submitted 8 days ago • 157 comments

I'm watching the OG Jurassic Park. Never seen it as an adult. And you know, I think this time around I'm rooting for the dinosaurs against the billionaire dickheads playing God.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

fuck us up Canada

submitted 10 days ago • 134 comments

A list that could get hundreds more stores added to it! wrldbest.com/independent-...

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

!please repost! Elon Musk reportedly spent $40M USD on #SuperBowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here are just a few ways we would’ve spent $40M: 🧵

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

submitted 13 days ago • 102 comments

We will see you there.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The people complaining that other people enjoyed the Super Bowl and how can you enjoy something so meaningless in the face of fascism? Go have some fun. You won’t make it if you don’t set some time aside for yourself to have some fucking fun. Fascists want you to be miserable. Don’t help them.

submitted 12 days ago • 35 comments

Next time I need to say “fuck you” to someone, I’m just sending them this picture instead.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments