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myxedpineapples.bsky.social
20, queer Life is weird and I'm not real
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People who pronounce "onions" as "ung-yens"

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in 2025 i plan to be more gay

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It's better now, but I feel like I'm squishing myself to the left

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I am only taking up 3/4 of my brain rn. The right hand quarter feels empty

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me: maybe we shouldn't think about hot dogs all the time brain: that sounds like a bad idea me: but maybe we could try- brain: hot dogs me: (excited) hot dogs

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FINALLY GETTING PROPERLY ASSESSED FOR BORDERLINE/FIGURING OUT MY DISSOCIATION, LET'S GO

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If you see this, post a unicorn you've painted/drawn 🦄

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How do people stay awake when it gets dark at 5pm

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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

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Just heard that my job (having sex with ur mom) is going to be replaced by AI :(

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Update: My dad said I’m “upholding the family tradition”. (My grandad had two wives)

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Me: I’m sorry I’m too broke to get your baby a gift but I’m pretty sick at drumming so I’ll just do that for him Mary and Joseph (wincing): that’s lovely sweetheart

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I might be a walking compliment-dispenser, and also a serial flatterer, but i really can't help but praise people's writing and ideas when working on their graphic design. I'm just so happy to share the joy of art and games

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Brought out a theory I have about DID/OSDD 1 to my therapist, and now she's convinced I should study psychology

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Split is a very problematic depiction of dissociative identity disorder and makes us all look like violent psychopaths. Do not recommend.

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and he is NOT going to be pleased with his point total

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Bro stimulants are weird. Like yeah my brain feels smooth and clear and functioning, but like- i don't like it

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I love getting high right after I go grocery shopping

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Another Iris 🌱

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gm alt.. i wanna go back to bed

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The Gargoyle

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I am so sleepy and so hungry. The problem is to get food requires get up, and get up is a Bad Thing

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This morning I told someone I might try out a sport in like a month, and I already regret it

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if I go to sleep right now god will reward me

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I don't know what to say, I'm just a silly little guy

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Heads up, new sex phrase just dropped.

submitted 85 days ago • 27 comments

I am exhausted by doing stuff. We shouldn't have to do stuff. Doing stuff should be fully optional.

submitted 85 days ago • 12 comments

turn based RPGs have ruined my ability to take severe weather threats seriously. what do you mean a polar vortex is going to cause more arctic blasts? am i going to take 8 damage? is the black ice going to inflict a status penalty?

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A woman’s Spotify wrapped being all women: girl’s girl, hot, deep thinker, Amazonian A man’s Spotify wrapped is all men: deeply terrifying, an aura of evil menace that they wear like a cloak (and not the cool type of evil cloak)

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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?

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saying "absolutely not" because "no" isn't dramatic enough

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I am so sleepy. So so eepy Just eep

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Take these pills half an hour before eating, take these pills with food, take these pills after eating. Take these pills once a week only or you will die, take these pills 2 days after the death pills or you will have really horrible side effects. Good morning to my chronic illness crew.

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Every time I read about banning books, I think of this: Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius. If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books — you're afraid of thinking.

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me: I’m a lean mean productive machine also me: it’s too cold, I think that’s a sign I should hibernate

submitted 86 days ago • 6 comments

they're putting me in one of those sci fi healing goo pods later today

submitted 87 days ago • 45 comments

ROUND BOY ROUND BOY

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The real challenge of wanting to try a new ttrpg: finding a group without having to be the one to figure out GMimg 😂🙈

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Barista (glazed eyes, trying to hold it together): how are you? Me (hidden deep up in my brain, piloting my body like it is a giant robot): Good! Barista (dreaming of a better world, wondering if they would deserve a place there): Good.

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MY IMMUNE SYSTEM: This means war. ME: What? MY IMMUNE SYSTEM: Time to die. ME: WTF Why? MY IMMUNE SYSTEM: I'm bored.

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But also like- who else can take harp lessons just cause they want to?

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dissociation can be a gender

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Being a music major is dumb as fuck because I would love to skip my class, but it's a fucking one on one lesson, so I can't

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Well, that was unpleasant. Looks like taking my meds on an empty stomach first thing upon waking up is a no-go. Pretty sure today's meds are wasted, I just puked everything I had in me up.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Reminding myself this week that I don’t sit down to write because I feel inspired. I sit down to write so I’ll be there, working & ready to go when inspiration shows up.

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